I'm a Dick to Girls

[SoCal2NYC]

I realized this last night.

Some JAPy girl was at this stupid bar and comes up and is like "I'm bleeding" and I said "Eww" and she said "Eww your face" and I said "Eww you're huge ******* nose" and then walked away.

If you aren't chic, you're nothing to me.

 

[Bird's One View]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Some JAPy girl was at this stupid bar and comes up and is like "I'm bleeding" and I said "Eww" and she said "Eww your face" and I said "Eww you're huge ******* nose" and then walked away.

Did she say this as a come on ?

 

[oneeightyseven]

I'm a dick to girls too..the only difference being, I still wanna sleep with them after

 

[Stazy]

In this scenario it's clear that the ********* ***** initiated the dick-like behavior. Your response was entirely reasonable.

 

[JoeWoah]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

I realized this last night. Some JAPy girl was at this stupid bar and comes up and is like "I'm bleeding" and I said "Eww" and she said "Eww your face" and I said "Eww you're huge ******* nose" and then walked away. If you aren't chic, you're nothing to me.
I think she wanted you to *** in her.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by Stazy

In this scenario it's clear that the ********* ***** initiated the dick-like behavior. Your response was entirely reasonable.

Yah but many times just the fact that they are being women (and not even addressing me) I'll get agitated and pissy with them.
One time these girls were dancing too close to my area and I didn't like that. I proceeded to tell them that if they didn't take their frizzy ass ******* hair back to Long Island I would throw up on them.

 

[JoeWoah]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Yah but many times just the fact that they are being women (and not even addressing me) I'll get agitated and pissy with them.
One time these girls were dancing too close to my area and I didn't like that. I proceeded to tell them that if they didn't take their frizzy ass ******* hair back to Long Island I would throw up on them.

You are the ultimate PUA.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Spell that one out for me?

 

[cpmac7]

i wish i could be a dick to chicks, just cant do it

 

[robin]

You are forbidden from being a wingman.

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by robin

You are forbidden from being a wingman.

Actually I'm very good at that. You were not at the Seattle GTG so you wouldn't know.

 

[DBoon]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Yah but many times just the fact that they are being women (and not even addressing me) I'll get agitated and pissy with them. One time these girls were dancing too close to my area and I didn't like that. I proceeded to tell them that if they didn't take their frizzy ass ******* hair back to Long Island I would throw up on them.
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[Stazy]

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Actually I'm very good at that. You were not at the Seattle GTG so you wouldn't know.

I'm thinking of going to New York this summer. You can put your wingman skills to work when I'm there...

 

[SoCal2NYC]

Originally Posted by Stazy

I'm thinking of going to New York this summer. You can put your wingman skills to work when I'm there...

You'll get laid nightly (and much to my chagrin..not by me)!

 

[chronoaug]

Teger/magician are awful wingmen. I was just having a conversation with a girl and not trying to spit game (which i don't have) and they made it so awkward, we both just stared at eachother trying to figure out how to get away. Maybe that was part of the plan though?