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I won't even mention the iPhone 4.
The things that piss me off are not ill-designed things but rather ill-designed processes. Especially relating to airplanes:
1) All electronic devices must be turned off during take-off and landing. Really, *****? I've left my phone on (airplane mode) and things haven't gone to hell. A battery operated device will not cause the pilot to not be able to communicate with the air traffic controller. WHY DO YOU TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOMS? Besides, no one's computer is actually off. It's on standby mode. Now what? You gonna make us open our computers and click shut down in front of your eyes? Whoever made that rule is a HUGE asshole.
2) Don't get me started on the liquids rule. I mean, let's put a few things together. 5 3oz. bottles of magical explosive liquid + one 15 oz empty mixing bottle in my backpack = You are fucked anyway you TSA dimwits. Die. DIE.
3) Seats upright during take-off. Why? So no one hits their face in case there is a rapid break or jolt? How about everyone moves their seat down, and then no one will be at risk of hitting their face any more than before. Assholes.
4) Hey asshole pilot. I don't need to hear about what kinds of nimbus clouds are now viewable on our right. Go ************* with a nimbus until it cumuluses into your stupid face. Especially do not do this while I'm watching a movie. A movie on your POS outdated system that starts movies every couple of hours, where I cannot pause, and of course through brilliant design, when you use the intercom it freezes the movie, and does not pause, so I miss three minutes of the best part because of your ******* clouds. Seriously. Go. ****. Yourself.
5) Why can't you all be like JetBlue and give me uninterrupted satellite during takeoff and landing.
There are probably hundreds more, but I don't have the time to post them now.
lol let it all out man all out