If your superior sends you an attractive woman....

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Originally Posted by dl20

Where? in the fantasyland ER?

First he's talking about 800k salaries,
then walking into ladies restrooms after "class"
now his boss is sending him a hooker.

Coho is sitting home on his ass collecting unemployment while perfecting his next slip-n-fall to keep him in Movado watches. You guys are so gullible.

dl

Now now, no need to call people out. It's the internet, just roll with it...

 

[Coho]

Your comment + Toiletduck's avatar = priceless.

Originally Posted by Fade to Black

If my superior sends me an attractive woman i'll bang her at lunch.

 

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now the Japanese know how to do it. Prostitutes is the only way to go man...forget the golf course and $1000 dinners at Mr. Chow. Well, i guess you can take 'em to Chow's, order a couple bottles of Dom and then roll over to the Beverly Wilshire to do yo thaaaaaaang cousin.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by tiecollector

I once took a business class from a former Intel higher up. He said the **** they used to do was insane. At business meetings they'd practically throw prostitutes at you or expect "favors" almost on the spot. Ahhhh power!

My dad was tellin me that back in the late 70s-mid 80s, when our trucking company would have fuel auditors come in, you could buy them a couple hookers, a hotel room, and some booze for the weekend, and when they went back home the next weekend, magically, your records were legal somehow. He said every year his boss would put it into the "Auditor" budget under a name that was discreet.

Then in the 80s, they changed the law so that the auditors were appointed by the state and not hired by the individual trucking firm. LAaaaame!

 

[redcaimen]

Originally Posted by Toiletduck

ROFL!

This way when you get down to business you can get down to business by discussing your new business venture over her shoulder.

 

[Fulcannelli]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

And when they fire your boss, proceed to inquire about advancement opportunities.

I like your style!

 

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Originally Posted by Fulcannelli

I like your style!

Very stylish, indeed.

 

[alan]

I once accompanied an architect to saudi arabia who was building a sheikh's villas compound.

Other than sending several prostitutes, there was even a trip to Bahrain, for, well, more prostitutes.

Yet we almost got lynched for accidentally stumbling onto the women's floor of the hotel and seeing them unveiled

 

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best places for prostitutes:

1. Macau
2. Southern mainland China (Dongguan, Shenzhen in particular)
3. Latin/Central America (never been, but a punter friend of mine who works in NYC has gone a few times tells me it's awesome)