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If you were Tom Cruise

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Ignorin that first chick that Ive forgotten, who would it be of Tom's women?

Nicole for me, Penelope sexier, but Id err on the side of grace.

At the moment of course he erring on the side of kindergarten, but what to do
 

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Why have you limited the choices to women?
 

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hehe. good point.

i might do a poll on michael jackson next...have webster, macauley culkin and bubbles the chimp as options
 

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He should have married Penelope Cruz and forced her to change her last name to "Squared".
 

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I'd take Nicole. Penelope Cruz needs a hamburger, and Katie Holmes needs to stay away from 40ish creepy scientology guys.
 

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I'd go for Scarlett Johannsen, whom he apparently tried and failed to charm en route to entrapping Katie. On that list I'd go for Penelope. I would have said Katie before whatever mindmeld got put on her.
 

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I'd probably go for Nicole but only as long as she stayed away from the Botox. Girl's face is so immovable some days that she looks like she's wearing a death mask.
 

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If i was tom cruise I'd stop making an ass of myself on national television. I bet Nicole and Penelope are wondering what the hell they were thinking by ever dating/marrying the guy.
 

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none of the above. his girlfriend between penelope and katie was sofia vergara.
 

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In an article linked on a different SF thread it was written that Cruise may have pursued Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Kate Bosworth, Lindsay Lohan or Jennifer Garner. Were these names just pulled out of a hat?
 

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Nicole is too tall and pushing 40. Â Penelope looks like a bird and has a limited command of English. Â Gotta be Katie. Â For anyone who disagrees, please rent The Gift and get back to me.
 

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