If you were going to spend all your money on one item of clothing what would it be?

[Vintage Gent]

Originally Posted by Master Squirrel

After considering my bank account... all my money could only add up to a thrift store Growing Pains t-shirt.

Not too shabby.

 

[B1FF]

One Kabbaz shirt.

 

[Bounder]

Bespoke vicuna codpiece, probably from Huntsman. But if y'all want to convince me of the benefits of drape, I'm willing to listen.

 

[Tidybeard]

Originally Posted by Joenobody0

That ploy only works if the bag isn't actually deerskin.

Indeed. And I would't actually know either way - I'll just be buying it to impress my internet friends.

I'd be lying if I said I'm not looking forward to beating up an elderly woman to get my money back, though.

 

[Joenobody0]

Originally Posted by Tidybeard

I'd be lying if I said I'm not looking forward to beating up an elderly woman to get my money back, though.

Who doesn't look forward to that on a daily basis?

 

[Chips]

I would just have a man suit made out of SpooPoker, a la Silence of the Lambs.

If it zipped up the back like cheap coveralls, then all the better.





It rubs the lotion on it's skin.........

 

[westinghouse]

I'm picking up this $2,500 shearling tomorrow.

$2,500 is all I've got.....................................on me.

 

[Jay Gatsby]

Your sister's used undies.

 

[Fraiche]

Cashmere Snuggie lined with Vicuna wool.

 

[SpooPoker]

Originally Posted by Chips

I would just have a man suit made out of SpooPoker, a la Silence of the Lambs.

If it zipped up the back like cheap coveralls, then all the better.

It rubs the lotion on it's skin.........

 

[Chips]

Originally Posted by SpooPoker

But his clothes suck.

+100 Styleforvm points if you happen to be wearing a pink Attolini Tie when I corner you into a big empty van while helping me with a couch.

 

[Pantisocrat]

 

[JensenH]

But I am having such a hard time in deciding which pair of smelly, second-hand, pimpy shoes to buy from Spoopoker:

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Alas, it will never be, as he has me on ignore.

 

[Contango]

A leopard-print g-banger, made from the finest of polyester.

 

[lasbar]

Originally Posted by Jay Gatsby

Your sister's used undies.

I don't think you will enjoy them...