If you were a Kaiju, who? (with pics)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

For Gaijins, which Godzilla monster would you be? And what would you destroy first? And where to find jeans with a 36 foot inseam? Here's a handy Kaiju gallery for reference. I'd be uh... HEDORA. Why? Because I feel I've been damaged by my environment, and the tree-hugging/hallucinagenic bent of the GODZILLA V. HEDORA film rings true:

I would destroy the internet first, so I could free up some time to write a book or play with my cats some more. Then I'd destroy a few pairs of jeans and post them in streetwear & denim. Wait a second...

 

[Nantucket Red]

Manda the aquatic dragon. First movie appearance in 1963, my birth year.

 

[Kai]

I never really liked Godzilla, but I was a big Space Giants fan. (Anyone else remember Space Giants?)

So, if I were going to be a monster/villian, I'd be Rodak.

 

[edmorel]

Ultraman Tiga would kick all their asses.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Jet Jaguar. Totally...

I would destroy Steve Jobs

 

[greentea]

im a gigan fan, i always wanted gigan to cut godzilla to size with those razors

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

This is starting to remind me of that Monster Island Czars record by MF DOOM and Co. MF DOOM = King Ghidra MF GRIMM = Jet Jaguar

 

[dusty]

Is that a good album?

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Not as accessible as other DOOM records, but there are a heap of AMAZING tracks on there; actually, the better ones are by the other dudes (JET JAGUAR, in particular); some really heartfelt tracks in there that I would rank among my favorite hip-hop tracks EVER. Features a lot of DOOM production. It's a keeper, there are actually a few DOOM records I would sell before this gem.

 

[greentea]

did you ever listne to KMD back in the hey deys?

 

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Should have, but no...

 

[Brian SD]

Definitely

Gezora. Because I've had very bad experience with scuttlefish. GOJIRA!!

 

[Nantucket Red]

ゴジラ！！！

 

[Brian SD]