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If these shoes were a woman....

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Originally Posted by Stu
I would make slow sweet love to them

You adulterous bastard! That's my woman you're messin' with! Pistols at dawn!

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you asked for it!
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Originally Posted by discostu004
better yet, if they were a woman, what woman would they be? i say Salma Hayek

I'd say Catherine Zeta-Jones... British elegance with a warm spicy kick
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Shake it mama!
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Originally Posted by gdl203
I'd say Catherine Zeta-Jones... British elegance with a warm spicy kick
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dont p!ss him off...
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