I wear nice clothes. But something about me is missing.

[HighSociety]

I am ugly.

I have a nice lean body, but I am ugly. Women can't seem to look past that. But then they see my Bentley, and realize my status. Then they get amnesia. Then I sigh and walk away. Money can only buy you clothes, cars, homes, and guilt. Can't buy you love.

That was an honest anecdote.

Feel my pain

 

[Alter]

Originally Posted by HighSociety

I am ugly.

I have a nice lean body, but I am ugly. Women can't seem to look past that. But then they see my Bentley, and realize my status. Then they get amnesia. Then I sigh and walk away. Money can only buy you clothes, cars, homes, and guilt. Can't buy you love.

That was an honest anecdote.

Feel my pain

This is actually too Earnest-y to be Earnest.

 

[emmanuel]

I am not sure how serious you are but I am still going to give a genuine response because this interest me. I really dont let women know what I have or don t have. I am very secretive when it comes to that sort of thing. I dont even like to say what I do for a living unless my friends brag for me! This helps me read women and what they want from me.
As for you being ugly, thats a shame. I dont really know what to tell you. Hope you have a great personality but everybody knows whats on the inside isnt everything. We live in society where looks matter.

 

[Zenny]

Pics or GTFO

 

[GTR]

Your money, clothes and Bentley are all imaginary. So that only leaves you with being ugly.

 

[Despos]

Are you better looking than Manouche?

 

[AdamInSF]

Originally Posted by HighSociety

Money can only buy you ... guilt
Dude, you're spending your money on the wrong things

 

[js4design]

Originally Posted by HighSociety

Money can only buy you clothes, cars, homes, and guilt.

is your guilt bespoke?

 

[Jacksdad]

I know a good plastic surgeon

 

[the_economist]

Originally Posted by Jacksdad

I know a good plastic surgeon

You can purchase the removal of a whole lot of ugly for the price of a Bentley.

 

[&Son]

From my observation, being ugly and being rich are pretty much a wash. So if you really are nice, in shape and interesting, you should be able to find someone. Otherwise I agree with the economist, you can remove a lot of ugly for 250k.

 

[idfnl]

Alright Gatsby, I get the feeling you are serious:

Its important for the woman to be better looking than the man... those relationships tend to work better. A good looking dood with a fugly wife is a recipe for divorce... its how we are. But a good looking woman with a fugly man is normal since women go after different things.

If you want a chick you are sure wants nothing from you, find a fugly girl. Otherwise you are out of luck bro... if you've got the short end of the stick to the level you describe then you have to accept that a chick isnt going to fall for your looks.

And you should 100% hide your $$. The only thing you have going is some personality and your clothes and dont forget your eBuds here on SF. Show a chick some $$ and your done, done, done.

 

[acidboy]

It is hopeless for you then. I suggest seppuku to cleanse yourself of that filth of a face you are cursed with.

 

[Tarmac]

plenty of ugly people get laid. see jermaine dupri.

I suspect you lack a soul

 

[Captain.Kia]

Originally Posted by HighSociety

I am ugly.

I have a nice lean body, but I am ugly. Women can't seem to look past that. But then they see my Bentley, and realize my status. Then they get amnesia. Then I sigh and walk away. Money can only buy you clothes, cars, homes, and guilt. Can't buy you love.

That was an honest anecdote.

Feel my pain

Should have matched plastic surgery.