You're lucky. The rest of us have to cope with being non-conformist. ... in a conformist kind of way. And I'm not trying to hide it. Yes, I want to be better dressed than you. Yes, I'm enjoying it, because I look damned good. No reason to be ashamed of that. Exactly. If you want to lift your look from just "ok" to "damn good", then you should, regardless of whether burlap/pink/speedo is the factor in your "damn good" equation.