I want something which appeals to most fashion aware women in a heterosexual way

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Balko Fricke, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. KObalto

    KObalto Senior member

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    Women love the gay. Befriend them first, then say "I'm having these odd feelings I never had for a girl". She'll be "tutoring" you before you know it. David Bowie once gave a Playboy interview where hesaid "you have no idea how many women think they were my first."
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  2. Le Samourai

    Le Samourai Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] your avatar is what's making you look gay :nodding:
     


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    the lucre usually addresses this problem.
     


  4. Balko Fricke

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    If you actually follow your own advice regarding women, you must be virgins.

    Sanguis Mortuum, did you get my private message?
     
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  5. Balko Fricke

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    If they don't want my best, I am a one time customer. Who would like that?
     


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    I used to do that, but it became too heavy to carry around. So now, I show them my Osborne instead.
     


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    Jackie Treehorn Senior member

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    What about appealing to women in a homosexual way? Every chick needs a gay best friend, or at least that's what every movie starring Sandra Bullock and/or Jennifer Aniston and/or Kathrine Heigl tells us.

    Become a girl's fabulously gay BFF. Then, when she's not expecting it, like, pop a raging boner and tell her that it's for her.

    Works every time.
     


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    A hair-dyeing Mini-driving non-gay gey gey Teutonic goose stepper is looking for an outfit to attract a beard, yeah?

    Yoo hoo, Sanguis Mortuum, did you get my privates message, too?

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    I like how you forgot to delete your old profile picture where we still see your license plate number.

    Might be time to start a rumour that you are in fact not appealing to woman in a heterosexual way in Bad Homburg =)
     
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    Carrying in something that can be easily snatched. ????! Don"t listen to that.:satisfied:


    Carry IWB (In The Waistband) using a Milt Sparks VM2
     


  11. Balko Fricke

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    I don't enjoy what you are doing - talking about what is gay and other rubbish. If you don't stop it and come back to topic in a serious manner, the forum will have lost me as a user.
     
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    well that would truly be a loss. since one simply can't have enough homophobes on this board...
     


  13. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    Girls don't really care what you wear. I mean, a hot guy will look still look hot in jeans and a t-shirt or a suit and tie. Clothes really don't matter that much to them.
     


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    +1

    This threak has lots of potential, but I fear it has reached its zenith.


    Balko Fricke, I think you are not aware that there are people in the world who are alpha as fuck (and not in a gay way!!!). I think you're aiming for that style, but trust me, it's a long way to go and you'll have to pursue it. Eventually, it will pay out in lots of bitches!
     


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