I wanna be rich, without having to work. What's the best career for stealing money?

Discussion in 'Business, Careers & Education' started by Lighthouse, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    Personal injury lawyer?

    Banker?

    Financial "advisor"?

    Union boss?
     
  2. stevent

    stevent Senior member

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    Well you could actually steal money
     
  3. ter1413

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    +1...
    Rob banks.....why? cause that's where the money is at!!!
    :teach:
     
  4. munchausen

    munchausen Senior member

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    The problem, even successful thievery takes a lot of work.

    But seriously, sell drugs. It takes some work to get to the top but the market is huge.
     
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    That takes work also...to avoid the bullets and Five-0!
     
  6. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Senior member

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    I hope no one takes the OP too seriously. I just have issues with some of the tactics that PI lawyers engage in . . . junk science, crooked doctors, neck braces, chasing ambulances.

    I know there are good financial advisors. I've just recently seen instances of the advisor using his position to take money.

    Union bosses, well, hah. No defense for them.
     
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    akatsuki Senior member

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    Politics
     
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    plumbers, man. $2000 to change a fucking sink
     
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    I had neighbors who were very wealthy when I was growing up.

    They made some religious based NFP, then would find really old wealthy people, who would put the NFP in their will and die soon after. They had a private dock on the river with a small houseboat and jet skis, a huge house with an indoor pool and skating rink, and a small elevator despite the house only being 3 stories, and a massive gun collection.

    The father, presumably the mastermind behind the scheme, got cancer that killed him very quickly. After that, the family left and I have not heard about them since.
     
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    lol, how did dentistry make it into this list? dental school is far from easy and the job itself takes a toll on your health.
     
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    So long as you like having penis in your mouth/ass. :slayer:
     

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