Connemara
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Softies. I just killed a drifter with my blackberry.
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Softies. I just killed a drifter with my blackberry.
Was really weird. I was waiting for my bus in a cafe and heard some people shouting. A few seconds later, sirens were blaring and I heard a vehicle screech to a halt. So I went outside and there was a crowd gathered around the intersection (if anyone is familiar with Columbus, it was High & E. 15th, just outside of UBX). A guy lay on the ground in a very awkward position; the driver of the car was talking to a cop and seemed to be crying. One of the paramedics looked at his watch and said the time, which leads me to believe he was pronouncing the victim dead.
you are a *****.
Worst was in middle school some girl flew off the monkey bars and broke her neck. We all heard her screaming and left class (was in a trailer, by the playground), and just damn..
I was in the stands for a camel race when one of the camels broke free and ran into the stands scattering turbans and trampling falafel
Best first post ever.
Definitely.
My freshman year of high school two guys were wrestling in the locker room in nothing but underwear - typical homoerotic jock crap, one guy in tighties, one in boxers. A bunch of us were gathered around watching when tighties guy picked up boxers and slammed him down. The unfortunate slamee came down right on the corner of this concrete ledge in front of the lockers, right on his crotch. We all went "Ooooohhhhh" first, laughing at one appeared to be a moderate to severe ball wracking. Then we saw the blood, heard the screaming, and shut the hell up. He supposedly lost a nut - he never came back to our school. I swear, if I am ever wrestling another man in nothing but my underwear anywhere near a concrete ledge, I will be wearing supportive underwear. I promise you that.
I swear, if I am ever wrestling another man in nothing but my underwear anywhere near a concrete ledge, I will be wearing supportive underwear.