I think I hate San Francisco.

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by lefty, Nov 7, 2010.

  1. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Senior member

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    ^I blame hollywood with the false advertising about the amount of pretty women represented in SF.

    since SF is a great setting for a movie, naturally they are going to put in pretty hollywood actresses as main characters.

    i guess it may have started with Kim Novak in Vertigo? - ironically her character a pretty blonde ends up not actually being pretty in the end (spoiler!).

    others portrayed as natives in SF movie settings: Anne Hathaway (Princess diaries), Jennifer Lopez (the wedding planner).... take note... both are native new yorkers who's beauty archetypes are quite common amongst the crowds (curvy Puerto rican beauty and anglo/plain statuesque preppy pretty girls are a dime a dozen in the city)
     
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  2. texas_jack

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    I just spent 4 days in SF and no lie, the hottest woman I saw was a tranny working at the Ghirardelli chocolate shop. Blond, about 5'10", nice tits.
     


  3. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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    It being Sanfran and all - women in the sand on paddleboards doing yoga.
     


  4. impolyt_one

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    my friend's facebook status today:

    "Outside of my front door, there's a sign that reads "The Poo Fairy doesn't live here. Please scoop your poop!" It includes an artistic rendering of a dropping's floating away with angelic wings. But what's missing from the sign is any mention of dogs. They're not asking you to clean up after your pet. They're asking you to scoop YOUR poop. That's all you need to know about the neighborhood."
     


  5. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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  6. Connemara

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    WTF is that?
     


  7. P. Bateman

    P. Bateman Senior member

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    Hobo feces on sidewalks is a concern.
     


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    HORNS Senior member

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    C'mon, Matt, you DO call them out on that shit when they say such things, right? It's like when people say that "OMG, the Castro has such good restaurants!!" when they hear where I live, to which I reply that they have to have to be kidding because I was under the impression that they knew what good food was.
     


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    Wasn't there an 80's song about that?
     


  10. lefty

    lefty Senior member

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    Dude Looks Like a Lady?

    So we're at a friend's place for Canadian Thanksgiving today and he talks us into going to the Castro Street Fair. Walk the streets for a bit and end up at the bar affectionately known as the "glass coffin" for its aging clientele. The leftette and I are talking with a couple of lovely young lesbians when all of a sudden a 300 lb Samoan woman pushes her way through the crowd toward me and grabs my shirt collar. At first I think she says, "I want to fuck you" and I was about to let her down gently, but I quickly realize that in fact she is saying "you look like my father, fuck you" as she cocks her fist back. Lesbian 1 throws herself between us as Lesbian 2 reaches behind and grabs the woman's cocked arm. The leftette enlists the help of a few nearby fellows and they (along with the bouncer) toss the Samoan out.

    Like to throw out an official "thank you" to the LGBTs of SanFo for saving my ass tonight.

    lefty
     


  11. Rambo

    Rambo Senior member

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  12. sugarbutch

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    She'd obviously heard about your disdain for SF women.
     


  13. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    I think he means Girls and Boys, but you may be right lefty. It's a close call.

    And yes, I do call out the SF beach lovers. Lefty has actually been an inspiration for me. i am more outwardly annoyed with people here now, which gives me a lovely sense of inner calm.
     
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  14. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    So.... lefty is Samoan?
     


  15. mordecai

    mordecai Immoderator

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    This is in SF? what are the leaves from? :confused:
     


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