I suck at college.

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by Connemara

One time I was at a party and bumped into some chick. We looked at each other and then started to make out, and 5 minutes later I was bangin' her. True story.

Liar.

OP: It is impossible to "suck at college".
Oh, wait a minute. Did you mean you only suck kawk at college and not when you go home for weekends?

 

[Kris]

Originally Posted by Teger

make her laugh then put it in her butt

+1

 

[oroy38]

Originally Posted by VKK3450

You suck. No matter what you do, you will suck.

Quit wasting your and my time and go play D&D or something.

K

You know what they say:

If at first you don't succeed...











































Failure may be your style.

 

[$aam]

just be outgoing and talk to random people; its a party for christs sake you're there to have a good time and meet new faces

 

[jaac]

Accept that you will get rejected.

 

[Unbreakable]

con⋅fi⋅dence  /ˈkɒnfɪdəns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [kon-fi-duhns]
-noun
1. full trust; belief in the powers, trustworthiness, or reliability of a person or thing: We have every confidence in their ability to succeed.
2. belief in oneself and one's powers or abilities; self-confidence; self-reliance; assurance: His lack of confidence defeated him.
3. certitude; assurance: He described the situation with such confidence that the audience believed him completely.
4. a confidential communication: to exchange confidences.
5. (esp. in European politics) the wish to retain an incumbent government in office, as shown by a vote in a particular issue: a vote of confidence.
6. presumption; impudence: Her disdainful look crushed the confidence of the brash young man.
7. Archaic. something that gives confidence; ground of trust

 

[willpower]

Tell the hottest chick to pull your finger.

 

[DBoon]

If you didn't drink much or at all before college (which seems very likely since you partook in "a few sips&quot, do NOT chug 4-5 drinks in an attempt to be social.

I assume this is the first week or two of college...perhaps even Freshman Orientation? Relax. Make some (plutonic) friends before sighing about girl troubles.

If you didn't already learn this in high school, the cute girls really aren't on a pedistal.

And the worst thing you can do is overthink this stuff. The most successful womanizers I know had just as much fun playing Tekmo Super Bowl till 3am as they did deflowering the coeds as freshmen

 

[oman]

that's just cuz tecmo super bowl is a hell of a game

 

[mintyfresh]

Glossing part:


"Are you going to the game tomorrow?"

"No"

"Want to join me?"

 

[aoluffy]

"No".

 

[robbie]

just introduce yourself,

don't try to remember a bunch of names. someone will probably take 9000 pictures and atleast half of them will feature you and will be tagged on facebook. so facebook will remember the names for you.

just talk. if people don't seem interested move on... its their loss not yours

i would say drinking probably helps, but don't use it as a crutch

be yourself, there is someone for everyone... if you are looking for poon, its around every corner... if oyu are looking to make friends and memories its probably going to take a little bit of putting yourself out there.

 

[GrillinFool]

Talk to anyone and everyone. It's college. What's your major? Have you had professor X before? How did you hear about this party? Doesn't friggin matter. These chicks are looking to blow off steam. That means they want to have a good time. In college terms that means they want to get hammered and get laid. If you are the one they are talking to at the end of the night you're probably the lucky guy. You don't have to get hammered with her. Keep milking the same beer. But definitely have it in your hand. If you aren't drinking and she is she's gonna start wondering what is wrong with you or what is wrong with her and that is not a recipe for bagging her that night.

Will chicks turn up their noses at you? Some will. Pffft. Who gives a ****. Their loss. Move to the next one. As soon as you can get past any perceived rejection or slight from a woman the better off you are. It's a numbers game. The more you talk to, the more likely you gonna get some. And NEVER let pass on talking to a chick because you think she is too hot. Lots of guys do that and the amazingly hot ones a lot of times go home alone because a bunch of tools with no self esteem walked right on by.

The easiest is when you see someone who you actually have a class with. "What did you get on that last paper/essay/test?" Conversation started, revelry ensues.

About the only easier place to meet women and get laid than college is at a wine tasting where a bunch of old ugly guys show up because they actually want to drink wine. The last thing these things are about is the wine. "Have you been to X winebar yet?" Conversation started and first date already decided upon. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[GrillinFool]

One more thing to realize about women. At any given moment, at any time of the day, any day of the week they would rather be bent over a couch getting pounded from behind than doing whatever it is they are doing. They act aloof and unattainable because that's what the woman's handbook says they should do. But in reality they are more insecure than you and think about ********** just as often as you do, they just do it in a more subtle manner.

 

[oman]

excellent advice.