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I Smell Like Bacon!

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How come I smell like bacon during my afternoon workout if I had bacon for breakfast that day? It always happens when I start sweating during cardio. Its really distracting when I'm trying to think healthy.
 

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Why do Indians smell like curry and my father always smells like garlic?

Scents are carried in sweat.

(Please don't say 'how come'. It's a pet peeve of mine because it sounds very puerile.)
 

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Hey buddy...time to wash under that foreskin. LOL
 

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Dude I'm not humping sides of bacon...

Unless you count that Valerie gal I met in Tulsa.
 

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braggart

that's awesome though. how did you accomplish this? are you on the all-bacon diet?
 

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Nope. I just ran out of sausage. So I'm eating boar's head bacon all week with my eggs. Its delicious, but I only want to experience it once a day. Not twice.
 

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Originally Posted by JesseJB
How come I smell like bacon during my afternoon workout if I had bacon for breakfast that day? It always happens when I start sweating during cardio. Its really distracting when I'm trying to think healthy.

Stop trying to think healthy, and eat healthy. Come on! BACON! Is there anything more unhealthy that you could eat. Feel free to throw in some egg whites or oatmeal!
 

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Just date a chick that smells like waffles and you'll be set for breakfast.
 

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Originally Posted by quevola
Just date a chick that smells like waffles and you'll be set for breakfast.

Ive had many dreams of being a bacon strip who is going down on a waffle.
 

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Originally Posted by Arch Stanton
Stop trying to think healthy, and eat healthy. Come on! BACON! Is there anything more unhealthy that you could eat. Feel free to throw in some egg whites or oatmeal!


Oh its not ordinarily what I eat. I switched to turkey bacon or chicken sausage and 3 eggs for breakfast. Keeps me wayyyyy more full than a "healthy" breakfast of cereal and skim milk ever did. And I don't need a morning snack (that usually ended up being a huge bagel or crackers). Fats sloooowly coming off.

But sometimes you gotta have the real thing. Real bacon. Recharge that manliness and all that rot.
 

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I've never heard of anyone smelling like bacon before (the scent of bacon through their pores). Are you sure it's just not in your clothing from cooking bacon in the morning? Tshirt, hair, etc???
 

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Watch out for XXL's they might try to rape the bacon scent off you.
 

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Originally Posted by Tck13
I've never heard of anyone smelling like bacon before (the scent of bacon through their pores). Are you sure it's just not in your clothing from cooking bacon in the morning? Tshirt, hair, etc???

Can't be the clothes. I cook naked.
I'd cook sausage instead but I'm nearsighted so it makes me uncomfortable.
 

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Originally Posted by JesseJB
Can't be the clothes. I cook naked.
I'd cook sausage instead but I'm nearsighted so it makes me uncomfortable.


Cooking bacon naked. Risky, but rewarding...
 

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