I saw a lot of half naked women tonight

[HelloIDistance]

Originally Posted by Threak

It would be creepier to masturbate at the scene IMHO.

This reminds me of a funny story. In '04 I went to the Detroit warped tour. After its over my friends and I leave and there is a bum laying on a bench beating off in plain sight. It's not like this was a secluded area either....there were hundreds of people around. Very weird experience.

 

[Dakota rube]

^We sort of experience that thing around here on a daily basis.
It just doesn't smell all musky and stuff.

 

[kwilkinson]

Speaking of weird homeless people, in Healdsburg yesterday, my buddy and I were sitting on a bench eating some food when we heard this rustling in the bushes behind us. I looked back there and there was this homeless lady taking a full-on ****. I was like WTF lady there's a public restroom one block away and she told me it was too far and if I didn't like it, I needed to get off of her porch.

 

[Dakota rube]

^Um, you're homeless, right?
Where do you drop a steamer?

 

[kwilkinson]

The public restroom a block away from the bench.

 

[Dakota rube]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

The public restroom a block away from the bench.

Ever see George Michael there?

 

[Connemara]

WTF is Healdsburg? Some **** town?

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Dakota rube

Ever see George Michael there?
I don't get the reference.... sorry d00d.

Originally Posted by Connemara

WTF is Healdsburg? Some **** town?

Healdsburg is a great, awesome, fun town of 11,000 in Sonoma County. Probably my favorite little town in wine country. Where I'm working now, and 'living."

 

[Go Surface]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

Did Gosurface see any cute boys?

Me among a sea of fixed gears.

 

[Cavalier]

I jumped in; Mirror Lake night is literally my favorite night of the year. Given the fact that I am 23, last night might have been my last jump though

It's basically the only day you ever see kids from Ohio State letting loose and having fun rather then being super self conscious and akward

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Speaking of weird homeless people, in Healdsburg yesterday, my buddy and I were sitting on a bench eating some food when we heard this rustling in the bushes behind us. I looked back there and there was this homeless lady taking a full-on ****. I was like WTF lady there's a public restroom one block away and she told me it was too far and if I didn't like it, I needed to get off of her porch.

She was just adding fresh fertilizer to the bushes. Very green.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by kwilkinson

Healdsburg is a great, awesome, fun town of 11,000 in Sonoma County. Probably my favorite little town in wine country. Where I'm working now, and 'living."
... and "living" means going up and hitting on homeless ladies taking a dump behind the bushes. did you get lucky, son?

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

... and "living" means going up and hitting on homeless ladies taking a dump behind the bushes. did you get lucky, son?

A gentleman doesn't **** a homeless lady and tell.

 

[tagutcow]

Originally Posted by Cavalier

I jumped in; Mirror Lake night is literally my favorite night of the year. Given the fact that I am 23, last night might have been my last jump though

It's basically the only day you ever see kids from Ohio State letting loose and having fun rather then being super self conscious and akward

You go to Ohio State? Have you ever met the one like Conne? What about Gee?

 

[rnoldh]

Pictures or it didn't happen!

And where is my PM RE: Our Great President?