I offered to buy her a treadmill and...

[herzzreh]

...she got pissed off.

So, I'm driving to my local Neiman Marcus outlet, merge, don't see this chick and nearly merge into her. Oooops... **** happens. She proceeds to tailgate and follow me for 10 miles to the mall. When we get there, I park, she drops her car in the fire lane and runs to the cops parked nearby. Whatever the conversation was, they must've told her to take a hike. She comes up to me cursing and yelling that I'm a f-ing asshole, I'll get a ticket in the mail etc. I ignore her and almost get to the mall door when she yells something like "WTF you going? I'm not done talking!", I answer "mall" and then add that she's more than welcome to join me, we'll talk and if she apologizes for calling me a f-ing asshole, I'll maybe consider buying her a treadmill. At this point she exploded, I really thought she was going to jump on me and claw my eyes out. Oh, did I mention that she was at least three feet wide?

 

[Go Surface]

******* mollusks.

 

[why]

I'm telling you guys...just call them ******* dumb cunts.

 

[Nouveau Pauvre]

^ Damnit V, you had me all confused with the avatar. I was like "Since when does Rach have a blog about art?"

 

[Alter]

I wonder what kind of forum she is posting her version of the events to?

 

[Hard2Fit]

Camera phone.
YouTube.
Link on SF.net.

 

[herzzreh]

Originally Posted by Hard2Fit

Camera phone.
YouTube.
Link on SF.net.

I'm praying to god that someone filmed our little exchange!

 

[likeitaloud]

so let me get this straight, you didn't actually hit her and she was acting like that?

 

[herzzreh]

Originally Posted by likeitaloud

so let me get this straight, you didn't actually hit her and she was acting like that?

Yeah. She honked... me: "oh ****!", I sped up to avoid her.

 

[DNW]

brafuckingvo!

 

[Astan]

did she try to eat you?

 

[Tardek]

I would be a bit worried leaving your car to go to the mall with her sitting there ticking away, dude; she might have keyed you or something.

Yeah, that's pretty funny though. It's terrible the way people react to charitable offers!

 

[appolyon]

That's great! Good on you for telling the wombat where to go...

 

[MetroStyles]

You can take the mollusk out of decrepitude, but you can't take the decrepitude out of the mollusk. My dad used to say.

 

[herzzreh]

Originally Posted by Tardek

I would be a bit worried leaving your car to go to the mall with her sitting there ticking away, dude; she might have keyed you or something.

Yeah, that's pretty funny though. It's terrible the way people react to charitable offers!

I could see the car from the inside and I did wait for a bit to see whether she does anything. Nothing happened.