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I need to find shorts/pants where my package doesn't show........

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by doopdoop, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. doopdoop

    doopdoop Well-Known Member

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    It seems that I was blessed in such a way that my "hrem" or "member" is visible in almost any pair of pants/shorts that I own. It's not due to length so much as....I don't know what....protrusion...being constantly at the ready?? At any rate, the problem is really obvious if the fabric is too thin and falls in a certain way, and maybe it has something to do with the way whatever I'm wearing sits on the waist. The problem is less severe if the fabric is really thick or if the pants are really high up on the waist. For example, Carhartt jeans seem to get rid of the problem. Anyways, is their a type of pants, shorts, fabric, or brand I should look at? Is their something akin to compression shorts (like Under Armour) that I could wear as underwear that would take care of it, but that wouldn't choke my balls? I'm open to suggestions....

    By the way, this is not a fake account, this is just my first post.
     


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    erdawe Senior member

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    It seems that I was blessed in such a way that my "hrem" or "member" is visible in almost any pair of pants/shorts that I own. .

    I'm certain the forum rules require several pictures from different angles both clothed and unclothed before any sensible advice could be given.

    I'm open to suggestions....

    Aren't we all ducky. Aren't we all.

    Post the pictures and I'm sure suggestions will come your way.
     


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