I need advice on how to dress to clubs, please help =)

[Lax28]

I am 16 years old and live in Miami Beach, Florida. Although I am too young to be clubbing, my parents are very friendly with the major club owners and will allow me to go whenever I please. I dont know if anybody here is familiar with the clubs in South Beach but the good ones are Mansion and Liv, and they are High Class but still have that Miami flash to them. Lately ive been shopping up a storm in anticipaction of clubbing, but have yet to find a cool, aggresive, and urban types of shoes and shirts. I would greatly appreciate advice on some nice sneakers and shirts to wear, or overall clothing in general to wear. I am most likely going to stick to louis vuitton belts. Thanks =)

 

[DerekS]

sounds like youre in for a great time my friend! for shoes, id advise something trendy, with a nice pointy toe. And as for the attire, i find that bitches love guys that wear deep v necks. but nothing cheap. make sure its armani, gucci, D&G etc. also, a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person) if you can pick up a sterling silver rosary, that would be a nice addition as well. for pants, premium denim only. something with a lot of stitching on the back pockets so the bitches know you got the money. bonus points for true religion. top it off with a gelled faux hawk and some tinted prada shades THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ON ALL NIGHT. and when girls ask what you do, tell them youre a promoter.


alpha as phuck son.

 

[Lax28]

Unnecessarily brash.
I asked for help, if you would like to help me find things to wear, that would be appreciated. Im not a clothing savant, quite new to it.

sounds like youre in for a great time my friend! for shoes, id advise something trendy, with a nice pointy toe. And as for the attire, i find that bitches love guys that wear deep v necks. but nothing cheap. make sure its armani, gucci, D&G etc. also, a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person) if you can pick up a sterling silver rosary, that would be a nice addition as well. for pants, premium denim only. something with a lot of stitching on the back pockets so the bitches know you got the money. bonus points for true religion. top it off with a gelled faux hawk and some tinted prada shades THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ON ALL NIGHT. and when girls ask what you do, tell them youre a promoter.
alpha as phuck son.

 

[JammieDodger]

Just dress like the guys in this:

 

[cbbuff]



sounds like youre in for a great time my friend! for shoes, id advise something trendy, with a nice pointy toe. And as for the attire, i find that bitches love guys that wear deep v necks. but nothing cheap. make sure its armani, gucci, D&G etc. also, a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person) if you can pick up a sterling silver rosary, that would be a nice addition as well. for pants, premium denim only. something with a lot of stitching on the back pockets so the bitches know you got the money. bonus points for true religion. top it off with a gelled faux hawk and some tinted prada shades THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ON ALL NIGHT. and when girls ask what you do, tell them youre a promoter.
alpha as phuck son.

Nailed it. No more to be said.

 

[Douglas]

You are not going to have much luck in this section of this forum. You're in the "Men's Clothing" area, which is mostly for farty old men wearing suits and sportcoats. There won't be much love for a clubkid wearing LV belts, hence the reply you've gotten.

You may have better luck in the "Streetwear and Denim" subforum, as they embrace a less traditional style. Not that I would know all that well, as I am a farty old man in suits and sportcoats.

But be prepared for a lot of snark. The big designer brands don't often get much love on this forum. If you stick around though, there is usually something worthwhile to learn about.

Good luck.

 

[Lax28]

ok

 

[DerekS]



Unnecessarily brash. 
I asked for help, if you would like to help me find things to wear, that would be appreciated. Im not a clothing savant, quite new to it. 

ah. my apologies fine sir. a gentleman such as yourself would orbably find something youd consider cool, urban, and aggressive at aldo.com and by urban, do you mean black?

 

[GoldenTribe]



a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person)

 

[Lax28]

Thanks, I appreciate the help. Yeah I was definitely not expecting the answers I've been getting.

You are not going to have much luck in this section of this forum. You're in the "Men's Clothing" area, which is mostly for farty old men wearing suits and sportcoats. There won't be much love for a clubkid wearing LV belts, hence the reply you've gotten.
You may have better luck in the "Streetwear and Denim" subforum, as they embrace a less traditional style. Not that I would know all that well, as I am a farty old man in suits and sportcoats.
But be prepared for a lot of snark. The big designer brands don't often get much love on this forum. If you stick around though, there is usually something worthwhile to learn about.
Good luck.

 

[bourbonbasted]

The only use of "club" as a verb that I know of would indicate the need for a ski mask, all black and an alibi. Though I'm not sure why Miami would be different from anywhere else in the world. Perhaps a fresco ski mask?

 

[cbbuff]



You are not going to have much luck in this section of this forum. You're in the "Men's Clothing" area, which is mostly for farty old men wearing suits and sportcoats. There won't be much love for a clubkid wearing LV belts, hence the reply you've gotten.
You may have better luck in the "Streetwear and Denim" subforum, as they embrace a less traditional style. Not that I would know all that well, as I am a farty old man in suits and sportcoats.
But be prepared for a lot of snark. The big designer brands don't often get much love on this forum. If you stick around though, there is usually something worthwhile to learn about.
Good luck.

Helpful, thoughtful responses are grounds for banning.

 

[rgoldstein]

conservative business dress thread should give you some good pointers.

 

[lostron]



sounds like youre in for a great time my friend! for shoes, id advise something trendy, with a nice pointy toe. And as for the attire, i find that bitches love guys that wear deep v necks. but nothing cheap. make sure its armani, gucci, D&G etc. also, a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person) if you can pick up a sterling silver rosary, that would be a nice addition as well. for pants, premium denim only. something with a lot of stitching on the back pockets so the bitches know you got the money. bonus points for true religion. top it off with a gelled faux hawk and some tinted prada shades THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ON ALL NIGHT. and when girls ask what you do, tell them youre a promoter.


alpha as phuck son.

/thread. Sick advice brah

 

[Jr Mouse]



sounds like youre in for a great time my friend! for shoes, id advise something trendy, with a nice pointy toe. And as for the attire, i find that bitches love guys that wear deep v necks. but nothing cheap. make sure its armani, gucci, D&G etc. also, a BIG watch. preferrably with a white leather band and covered in ice (diamonds to the lay person) if you can pick up a sterling silver rosary, that would be a nice addition as well. for pants, premium denim only. something with a lot of stitching on the back pockets so the bitches know you got the money. bonus points for true religion. top it off with a gelled faux hawk and some tinted prada shades THAT YOU MUST LEAVE ON ALL NIGHT. and when girls ask what you do, tell them youre a promoter.

alpha as phuck son.

This is gold.