I love Chuck Norris

[lee_44106]

Facts about the man. Be prepared to be wowed.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

 

[ibleedwhite]

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

http://www.jackvschuck.com/jac.html

 

[RJman]

RJ cat pwns Jack Bauer.

 

[whacked]

I don't.

2003 wants its hero back.

 

[Dedalus]

Originally Posted by whacked

I don't.

2003 wants its hero back.

+1

 

[landho]

My favorite Chuck Norris moment was when Bruce Lee ripped out a fistful of his chest hair in the Colosseum in Rome.

 

[lee_44106]

well now, Chuck Norris is not even in the same league as Bruce.

There will only ever be one Bruce Lee.

 

[ratboycom]

old'd

 

[strazzaque]

Imagine how much more it would have hurt had Sho Nuff ripped out that tuft of hair, instead of Bruce Lee?

Better yet, Nuff could grab some beard.

 

[j]

Oh snap, it's the power of the Glow!

 

[Karo]

Did you guys watch family guy? They said Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, he has another fist under his beard.

 

[ratboycom]

Ths Shogunate of Harlem!
Watch out Bruce Leroy!

 

[contactme_11]

tom brady > chuck norris
http://www.tombradyfacts.com/

 

[contactme_11]

Brady Facts!!
Tom Brady is what Indiana Jones is looking for this time around
Tom Brady is Luke's father
Chewbacca is Tom Brady's hair dresser
Tom Brady is why everyone fights on the Jerry Springer Show
Tom Brady can drink a liter of milk without throwing up
Tom Brady found Waldo without looking for him
Tom Brady is what's for dinner
Tom Brady rents out the fortress of solitude to superman
Tom Brady kicked He-Man out of Castle Grayskull because he is the true Master of the Universe
Tom Brady delivers more package than UPS
Tom Brady is like Fred Flinstone because he makes the Bedrock
Tom Brady is why Junior Seau still plays football
Tom Brady is the foos in foosball
Tom Brady is who told Atlas to hold up the world

 

[Zahir]

Originally Posted by strazzaque

Imagine how much more it would have hurt had Sho Nuff ripped out that tuft of hair, instead of Bruce Lee?

Better yet, Nuff could grab some beard.


Sho Nuff has what I think is the best line in all of cinema:

"You just make sure he's there at the designated TIME...
at the designated PLACE...
so I can designate his FACE...
...for dismemberment."