I just pooed 4 times because of my lunch

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  1. coldarchon

    coldarchon Senior member

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    Cold sweat, waves of nausea, near-death experience, moments of pure bliss, then more horror. I know how it goes.

    sounds like you ate some chili like naga dorset ..
     


  2. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Senior member

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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    Lactose intolerance
     


  3. dusty

    dusty Senior member

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    Doesn't high fat content typically delay digestion?
     


  4. Superfluous Man

    Superfluous Man Senior member

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    No, that always happens with very fatty, sugary foods.

    If this is the case I'd suggest getting medical attention because something is wrong with you.
     


  5. Dragon

    Dragon Senior member

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    8oz "dry aged patty" sounds good on paper, but it might just be old ground beef [​IMG]
     


  6. Sherlockian

    Sherlockian Senior member

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    sounds like you ate some chili like naga dorset ..

    I have eaten a Dorset Naga...well, about 1/4 of one.

    I consumed said foodstuff at around 9pm.

    At 4am I was still awake with my guts burning like the fires of Hades. Yet, somehow, I never suffered from any accelerated digestion, nor even the oft-heralded "ring of fire"...once it was done making me sweat like a pedo in a playground, all was forgiven and forgotten.

    That peanut butter shake sounds like something from Man V Food, and in that sense I'd be intrigued to actually give a very small serving a try. Must be pure hell if you belatedly discovered you had not only a lactose intolerance, but a peanut allergy as well.
     


  7. SField

    SField Senior member

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    8oz "dry aged patty" sounds good on paper, but it might just be old ground beef [​IMG]

    No, I know the owner and where he gets his beef.
     


  8. SField

    SField Senior member

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    If this is the case I'd suggest getting medical attention because something is wrong with you.

    Actually I know of many people who eat fairly lean diets who cannot handle eating especially high fat meals. Meals high in animal fats, that is.

    I am not particularly concerned about it. My body only reacts that way when I eat really badly, otherwise things work pretty well. It's a good incentive to not eat shit.
     


  9. TheDarkKnight

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    This made me LOL [​IMG]

    Why do most men text their girlfriends while having a poo?


    a series of bowel clearings that have already entered my personal hall of fame. Not for the volume, pain, smell or anything quantified by those means, but the sheer gamut of emotions that I experienced during the evacuations. I can recall few times in my life when shitting, within such a short period of time, made me experience dread, envy, sadness, and total ecstasy.

    I texted my friend and girlfriend through this process, and they laughed at me, and eventually became incredibly concerned. It gave me just about every type of emergency poo one can experience.
     


  10. texas_jack

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    Me too but it was insanely hot Thai food. Will go back!
     


  11. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    Sounds like you are sick from the food or something else.
     


  12. dragon8

    dragon8 Senior member

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    Would one get sick that quick after consuming a meal?
     


  13. gdl203

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    Would one get sick that quick after consuming a meal?

    Yes - if you eat something bad or are intolerant to it, you can get sick 15-20 mn after eating it, as soon as it the stomach has mixed everything and starts separating the contents (fat up, carb down, etc..)
     


  14. baba booey

    baba booey Senior member

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    Any sounds files you can share? It is always great when you have a nice high ceiling with the sound of poo bouncing off the stalls.
     


  15. SField

    SField Senior member

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    Sounds like you are sick from the food or something else.

    Nope, for the 40th time in this thread, I get sick like this any time I consume a high fat meal.
     


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