I try to eat sensibly, and every now and then eat something terrible. I went to this place that specializes in burgers etc... I ordered an 8oz dry aged patty with an old cheddar, and a peanut butter milkshake. Both were quite good, and I'd comfortably put it all at around 1500 calories. I say bye to my friend, and about 20 minutes later, begin a series of bowel clearings that have already entered my personal hall of fame. Not for the volume, pain, smell or anything quantified by those means, but the sheer gamut of emotions that I experienced during the evacuations. I can recall few times in my life when shitting, within such a short period of time, made me experience dread, envy, sadness, and total ecstasy. I texted my friend and girlfriend through this process, and they laughed at me, and eventually became incredibly concerned. It gave me just about every type of emergency poo one can experience. I am just not very good at ingesting high fat meals. Because of my huge caloric intake at lunch, I ate very modestly at dinner. I wonder how the body absorbs a meal like that, when you're shitting so soon afterwards? How many calories do you end up taking in? This is very interesting to me. Please discuss.