I just killed two little cockroaches

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  1. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.


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    Threak Senior member

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    Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

    Use bourbon, on a pink towel.
     
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    Man up and kill those fuckers, you ghey bastard.
     
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    83glt Senior member

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    Ya, everyone's right. Because they were small, that means there's a big nest nearby. If you see big ones, at least you know there isn't a nest. The little ones are the worst because they're harder to see and kill. I bet they're running by you right now and you don't even know. What's that???!!!
     
  5. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous.

    I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.
     
  6. MetroStyles

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    I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.
     
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    Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous. I really need a drink but there is no alcohol in this stupid apartment.
    If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.
     
  8. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    Maybe you could get them to kick in a couple bucks for rent.
     
  9. MetroStyles

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    If they're smaller than your cell phone then you can pretty much guarantee that there's a nest somewhere in your apartment.

    Probably in his crotch. It's the little crevice that sees the least light in the whole apartment.
     
  10. mack11211

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    Well, they are small to my cockroach-virgin eyes. The only stuff I know about roaches is gleaned from the movies where they are monstrous.
    Murder, she wrote!
     
  11. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I kill about two cockroaches every day in my bathtub. No biggie, I feel like I have company living in my lonely studio apartment.
    Ewwww, srsly?
     
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    This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
     
  13. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.
    Thanks a lot America. [​IMG]
     
  14. MetroStyles

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    Ewwww, srsly?

    Yeah I just turn on the shower and down the drain they go. You think they'd learn.
     
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    redcaimen Bigtime

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    This is probably the greatest thing about living in Canada. I've never met anyone with a roach problem.

    Sadly, this may actually be the greatest thing about living in Canada.
     

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