I just killed two little cockroaches

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  1. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.
     


  2. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt The Liberator Dubiously Honored

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    I keep a very clean apartment. What is drawing them in? It's really grossing me out. They are small, thank god, but still.

    You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
     


  3. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    Were they two male cockroaches? Because if they were, then they are attracted by the show tunes blasting from your speakers.
     


  4. robin

    robin Senior member

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    What is drawing them in?
    Your yeast infections.
     


  5. apropos

    apropos Senior member

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    You get cockroaches because you are poor and even if you are motherfucking Betty Crocker, you live near other poor slobs. Sorry.
    [​IMG]
     


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    eztantz Senior member

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    Dude, when there's 2, there's 200 and if you post everytime you kill a cockroach you'll have the longest thread on the forum...get an exterminator!
     


  7. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    I am afraid to go to sleep.
     


  8. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?
     


  9. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    I am afraid to go to sleep.

    [​IMG] You are a girl.
     


  10. robin

    robin Senior member

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    I am afraid to go to sleep.
    They are probably in your bed.
     


  11. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    They are probably in your bed.
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Sleeping with the lights on is going to be tough.
     


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    acidboy Senior member

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    Should I call the police? Do they deal with this?

    bastards probably walk over you in your sleep and you won't be able to notice it. when your nose suddenly gets twitchy while you're asleep? probably a roach humping you there.
     


  13. redcaimen

    redcaimen Bigtime

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    Leave a wet wash cloth by the bed for them to drink from otherwise they will drink from the corners of your mouth while your asleep.

    Edit: LOL Acidicboy. Great minds think alike. Both at 9:02 but you beat me to it.
     


  14. Connemara

    Connemara [URL='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jST2Sv63WQ']

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    [​IMG] I'm just gonna off myself. I feel like vomiting.
     


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    Least you won't have to sleep alone.
     


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