I have to poop

[MCsommerreid]

Caffeine alone increases peristalsis, so speeds up whatever business is already brewing.

Coffee has the double whammy of caffeine and a mild irritant, so things get a going toot-sweet.

Fiber makes you regular, coffee makes you prompt.

 

[Connemara]

I took two tremendous dumps this morning. Breathtaking, really.

 

[shasta]

Originally Posted by TGPlastic

When first you realize that you have to poop don't go! It's best to hold for a few hours until you start crowning.

haha "prairie dog" it!

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Connemara

I took two tremendous dumps this morning. Breathtaking, really.

 

[TGPlastic]

Earlier today I dropped a huge leaner at the grocery store. It was peaking out of the water by a good three inches. For a brief moment I thought I would leave it for the next guy to admire. But then I decided to send it on. Psylium husk makes miracles.

 

[insomb]

the caffeine is a stimulant that speeds up your metabolism. That's why people take diet pills with so much caffeine, it makes you **** more

 

[NakedYoga]

Originally Posted by MCsommerreid

Fiber makes you regular, coffee makes you prompt.

I wrote this down.