I have to poop

[tagutcow]

Apparently, it's very common for people to need to poop immediately after entering a bookstore or library.

 

[lilcram]

because energy drinks are a cheap form of coke and coke makes you poop

 

[splattered]

Originally Posted by MrG

Worst nickname/thread title combination ever.

Haha! Your welcome

 

[Epaulet]

Try going to a trade show. Any bathroom that you enter between 8 and 11AM will be absolutely packed with pooping salesman. Must be that hotel breakfast.

 

[zjpj83]

About to go poop now. Think I'll play solitaire on my ipod while I drop the chalupa.

 

[CunningSmeagol]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Apparently, it's very common for people to need to poop immediately after entering a bookstore or library.

This is true, esp Barnes + Noble. Yet another thing B+N has in common with swallowing Skoal spit.

 

[Robert]

I've noticed people do tend to fart a lot, apparently, in book stores and libraries. Why is this?

 

[sle-z-e]

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Apparently, it's very common for people to need to poop immediately after entering a bookstore or library.
This is me! It sucks having to spend hours per day in the university library...

 

[Robert]

I think there are laxatives in book print.

 

[shasta]

on the ******* reading SF

 

[leftover_salmon]

Coffee, cigarettes, energy drinks...anything that stimulates your CNS will make you have to ****.

 

[calisanfran]

Originally Posted by dcg

The worst I've ever had to go was when I drank an Amp energy drink on an overnight trip from Charlotte to NYC. I think I drank the thing around 5am and almost lost it a couple of hours later on the Jersey Turnpike. Never again. Falling asleep at the wheel would have been nothing compared to the agony I was in.

 

[TGPlastic]

When first you realize that you have to poop don't go! It's best to hold for a few hours until you start crowning.

 

[Robert]

Originally Posted by TGPlastic

When first you realize that you have to poop don't go! It's best to hold for a few hours until you start crowning.

You can work up some great farts that way, too.

 

[MarquisMagic]

Originally Posted by MrG

Worst nickname/thread title combination ever.