I have in my hand...

[j]

Something that showed up on my doorstep sometime late yesterday - the source of many a headache, my bad sleep, stress and high beer consumption for the last month, and increased productivity throughout the well-dressed population of the world during the same period.

We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.

I present - the bane of Style Forum.

 

[Nick M]

Originally Posted by j

We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.
Whatever it is, don't do something that'll invalidate the warranty - they've been kind enough to put all those stickers on it, see.

 

[mack11211]

ah...I thought you were going to say "...an envelope containing the names of [insert number] confirmed communists in the state department."

I would suggest consuming the HD with fava beans and a nice Chianti. I'm sure that somewhere on the 'net there is a recipe for HD al dente.

 

[Bradford]

I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...

 

[imageWIS]

Originally Posted by Bradford

I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...

LMFAO. ******* brilliant!

Jon.

 

[countdemoney]

high calibre guns are clearly called for.

If that's a bit too trad, you need to find a salvage yard with one of those big magnet cranes.

 

[Aureus]

Display it inside a cage built out of Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare earth Supermagnets.

 

[Manton]

Take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[tangerine]

Fire it into the Sun!

 

[Alter]

Mail it to Ernest.

C.O.D.

 

[Earthmover]

Originally Posted by Bradford

I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...

Didn't they use Geto Boys' song "Still" for the Printer scene? It's got quite a memorable chorus only suitable for one thread in all of styleforum.

I'm actually sad that it was a Western Digital that failed. I've had an IBM and a Quantum drive die on me, but all (at 8+ now) of my WD drives are still going strong, including the one I have for my very old 486. I guess I should start backing stuff up better...

I think a pinata would be fun, actually.

 

[Mr. Checks]

Give it to a Democrat, we will lose it for you.

 

[Steve B.]

Did the movie Munich give you any ideas?

 

[Huntsman]

Take it down to Knob Creek and let 'em tie a hunk of binary explosive to it and let everybody open up on it -- the hardcore firing sqaud:

Oh, wait a minute, this is the Style Forum after all. In which case I recommend doin it with style, St. Valentine's style:

Or is that too Trad? Regards, Huntsman Edited because I posted the wrong reply in the wrong thread.

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by Alter

Mail it to Ernest.

C.O.D.

Brilliant!

I'm with Alter on this one.