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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by j, Mar 11, 2006.

  1. j

    j (stands for Jerk) Admin

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    Something that showed up on my doorstep sometime late yesterday - the source of many a headache, my bad sleep, stress and high beer consumption for the last month, and increased productivity throughout the well-dressed population of the world during the same period.

    We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.

    I present - the bane of Style Forum.

    [​IMG]
     


  2. Nick M

    Nick M Senior member

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    We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.
    Whatever it is, don't do something that'll invalidate the warranty - they've been kind enough to put all those stickers on it, see.
     


  3. mack11211

    mack11211 Senior member

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    ah...I thought you were going to say "...an envelope containing the names of [insert number] confirmed communists in the state department."

    I would suggest consuming the HD with fava beans and a nice Chianti. I'm sure that somewhere on the 'net there is a recipe for HD al dente.
     


  4. Bradford

    Bradford Current Events Moderator

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    I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

    Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...
     


  5. imageWIS

    imageWIS Senior member

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    I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

    Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...


    LMFAO. Fucking brilliant!

    Jon.
     


  6. countdemoney

    countdemoney Senior member

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    high calibre guns are clearly called for.

    If that's a bit too trad, you need to find a salvage yard with one of those big magnet cranes.
     


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    Aureus Senior member

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    Display it inside a cage built out of Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare earth Supermagnets.
     


  8. Manton

    Manton RINO Dubiously Honored

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    Take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
     


  9. tangerine

    tangerine Senior member

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    Fire it into the Sun!
     


  10. Alter

    Alter Senior member

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    Mail it to Ernest.

    C.O.D.
     


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    I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

    Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...


    Didn't they use Geto Boys' song "Still" for the Printer scene? It's got quite a memorable chorus only suitable for one thread in all of styleforum.

    I'm actually sad that it was a Western Digital that failed. I've had an IBM and a Quantum drive die on me, but all (at 8+ now) of my WD drives are still going strong, including the one I have for my very old 486. I guess I should start backing stuff up better...

    I think a pinata would be fun, actually.
     


  12. Mr. Checks

    Mr. Checks Senior member

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    Give it to a Democrat, we will lose it for you.
     


  13. Steve B.

    Steve B. Go Spurs Go

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    Did the movie Munich give you any ideas?
     


  14. Huntsman

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    Take it down to Knob Creek and let 'em tie a hunk of binary explosive to it and let everybody open up on it -- the hardcore firing sqaud: [​IMG] Oh, wait a minute, this is the Style Forum after all. In which case I recommend doin it with style, St. Valentine's style: [​IMG] Or is that too Trad? Regards, Huntsman Edited because I posted the wrong reply in the wrong thread.
     


  15. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    Mail it to Ernest.

    C.O.D.


    Brilliant!

    I'm with Alter on this one.
     


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