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Something that showed up on my doorstep sometime late yesterday - the source of many a headache, my bad sleep, stress and high beer consumption for the last month, and increased productivity throughout the well-dressed population of the world during the same period.

We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.

I present - the bane of Style Forum.

 

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Originally Posted by j
We should vote on what to do with it. Shooting is my #1 option, but I entertain creative ideas.
Whatever it is, don't do something that'll invalidate the warranty - they've been kind enough to put all those stickers on it, see.
 

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ah...I thought you were going to say "...an envelope containing the names of [insert number] confirmed communists in the state department."

I would suggest consuming the HD with fava beans and a nice Chianti. I'm sure that somewhere on the 'net there is a recipe for HD al dente.
 

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I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...
 

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Originally Posted by Bradford
I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...


LMFAO. Fucking brilliant!

Jon.
 

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high calibre guns are clearly called for.

If that's a bit too trad, you need to find a salvage yard with one of those big magnet cranes.
 

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Display it inside a cage built out of Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare earth Supermagnets.
 

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Take off, and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

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Fire it into the Sun!
 

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Originally Posted by Bradford
I suggest that you, Tokyo and Linux Pro take it out to a field and beat it with baseball bats, a la Office Space.

Please videotape, overdub the song "It's Good to be a Gangster" and upload here and youtube...


Didn't they use Geto Boys' song "Still" for the Printer scene? It's got quite a memorable chorus only suitable for one thread in all of styleforum.

I'm actually sad that it was a Western Digital that failed. I've had an IBM and a Quantum drive die on me, but all (at 8+ now) of my WD drives are still going strong, including the one I have for my very old 486. I guess I should start backing stuff up better...

I think a pinata would be fun, actually.
 

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Give it to a Democrat, we will lose it for you.
 

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Take it down to Knob Creek and let 'em tie a hunk of binary explosive to it and let everybody open up on it -- the hardcore firing sqaud:
Oh, wait a minute, this is the Style Forum after all. In which case I recommend doin it with style, St. Valentine's style:
Or is that too Trad? Regards, Huntsman Edited because I posted the wrong reply in the wrong thread.
 

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