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I had to smack a fool on the boat.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Pastafarian, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Pastafarian

    Pastafarian Well-Known Member

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    so I'm chilling on the boat cruise minding my own business. first let me tell you what I'm wearing. i'm styling in my navy RL polo with a&f cargo shorts and rocking NDC made by hand moccassins with no sox. SONNY CROCKETT! anyway..... so this melee breaks out and i start filming it. as i'm following the melee this idiyat comes barking at me to stop filming. he steps up to me trying to act all hard and telling me to stop filming. I was cool as a cucumber the entire time and this idiyat has to run up and reach out his hand to grab my phone and i deck him with a pull counter and foolio bites the dust and does the shuffle of shame back to his possies. I stared him down as he stole glances my way in his daze and i put the stamp on the fool with "YA GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BITCH!" OWN3d!
     
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  2. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    lol nice. this is why I don't do those cruises. bunch of drunk losers who inevitably end up fighting at the end. plus I guarantee 60% of them were rolling.
     


  3. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Didnt know guidos were in Toronto. Anyway, after you decked the guy, did you mack on the hottie in the white pants?
     


  4. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Senior member

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    Cargo shorts? C'mon man...
     


  5. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Almost Special

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    tons. they come from woodbridge and have this 'broswag' that will make you nauseous.
     


  6. Pastafarian

    Pastafarian Well-Known Member

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    no i didn't mack on that guidette. i have too much class for that. my girl witnessed my alpha behavior and worked my dick like she owed me money that night.
     
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  7. Pastafarian

    Pastafarian Well-Known Member

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    yo what's wrong with cargo shorts
     


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    willpower Senior member

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    What was the slogan on the African Canadian gentleman's shirt?
     


  9. mr.orange

    mr.orange Senior member

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    [is guido the same thing as "juice head"?


    LOL way to go!

    EDIT: girl in the white pants has some nice legs on her. not to mention dat ass
     
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  10. impolyt_one

    impolyt_one Senior member

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    +1
     


  11. lasbar

    lasbar Senior member

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    What kind of cruise was that?

    Was it organized by Snoop Dog or what?

    It doesn't sound like The love boat kind of cruise.
     


  12. Pastafarian

    Pastafarian Well-Known Member

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    that's the Toronto Harbour bitch.


    none of you nursing fannies can survive out here. we keep it real homie.
     


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    lasbar Senior member

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    Fair enough...

    Keep it real and I keep myself away from that circus..:D
     


  14. oneeightyseven

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    you seem funny.
     


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    I don't understand this shit.
     


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