I had a conversation with someone from Dell about fashion.

[Fresh44]

"grow up" Yes-- I am aware this was very stupid

7:48:47 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
hell
7:48:49 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
hello
7:49:08 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Welcome to Dell Sales Chat. My name is Cris, and I will be your personal sales agent. Please provide your phone number where I can contact you in case we get disconnected. How may I help you with your purchase today? To better serve you, Dell now offers Secure Payment via Chat for our chat customers!
7:49:13 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
I am in a dilemma.
7:49:29 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
I have $2,000.
7:49:36 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
Should I buy a Dell Laptop or Purple Label?
7:54:46 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
thanks for your useful advice
7:58:24 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I apologize - I was checking on the Purple Label?
7:58:49 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Is this a model or a brand?
8:01:10 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Are we still connected?
8:01:15 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
yes
8:01:28 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
a Dell laptop or Purple Label
8:02:10 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Is Purple Label a model or a brand?
8:02:39 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
its a brand
8:02:53 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
have you heard of ralph lauren?
8:03:19 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Yes I have. Does he own it?
8:04:18 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
yes
8:04:21 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
hold on
8:04:34 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
http://www.ralphlauren.com/shop/inde...goryId=1795706
8:04:35 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Hm. Let me check that..
8:04:42 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
theres a link for you
8:05:40 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Thank you. Let me check..
8:07:00 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Oh I see. You're deciding between a laptop or a Ralph shirt?
8:09:06 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
yes
8:09:13 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
well
8:09:14 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
a suit
8:10:06 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Well, would you be using this suit a lot?
8:10:25 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
potentially
8:10:46 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
whenever i meet with the CEO
8:11:02 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
i jsut got a nice bonus admist this economic crisis
8:11:08 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
so im wondering what i should do
8:11:36 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Personally, if I had $2000, I would go for a laptop. And that's not because I work for Dell. It would just be of a lot more use
8:11:54 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
do you own Purple Label?
8:12:36 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
No. I prefer Louie Vuitton
8:13:29 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
what brand suits do you wear?
8:14:16 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I do not. Are you planning to purchase a laptop?
8:14:22 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
Maybe.
8:14:31 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
Have anything for around $2,000?
8:15:36 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Yes, definitely. What will your new system be mainly for?
8:16:16 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
Shopping
8:16:19 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
Adult entertainment
8:16:25 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
and a little editorial work
8:16:47 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Okay, do you have a screen size preference?
8:17:31 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
which size do u recommend
8:17:35 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
for what i plan to do?
8:19:37 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Since you will be doing editorial work and multimedia, I would suggest a 17" laptop.
8:19:57 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
We do have the Studio 17. The Studio is Dell's new brand of laptops made for consumers who want to have an advanced multimedia machine on the go..
8:20:05 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
price?
8:21:57 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I have a package here for you at $918 - Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 3GB memory 250GB hard drive
8:22:37 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Glossy widescreen 17.0" display built with an Integrated 2.0M Pixel Web Cam.
8:22:42 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
link??
8:22:42 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
A CD/DVD writer that can both play and burn CD and DVD.
8:23:16 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
http://configure.us.dell.com/dellsto...=DNDWSA2&s=dhs
8:23:47 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I can help you configure the system for you now. That way, I can email you the detailed specs with a quote, afterwards. Would you like that?
8:25:52 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Still there?
8:26:18 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
yea
8:26:33 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
where would i store my adult media?
8:26:38 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
i dont want it being found
8:27:42 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
You can store it on an external deivce - like a flash drive so that only you can access it
8:27:47 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
*device
8:29:48 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Are we still connected?
8:30:21 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
is that free
8:31:18 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
No, it's an accessory you can include in your purchase. Wouldn't go over $30.00 most probably
8:32:48 PM \t Customer \t Mr Bespoke \t
where do you put your adult movies/pics?
8:32:58 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I do not have any
8:33:08 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
I'm a woman.
8:35:08 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Still there?
8:36:08 PM \t Agent \t BE_Rep_Cris \t
Since I am not receiving response from you, I will have to end this chat so I can attend to other customers. Thank you for choosing Dell. Have a wonderful day.
8:36:13 PM \t System \t System \t
BE_Rep_Cris has left this session!
8:36:13 PM \t System \t System \t
The session has ended!

 

[Bhowie]

I'm a woman

What does that make it an impossibility for you to store Appreciation electronically? ***** please.

 

[Listi]

So does this mean you're buying the purple label?

 

[grimslade]

I like the "multimedia" line.

 

[hamish5178]

This was the best thing I've seen on the internet in quite some time. I hope this becomes a meme. This was the sort of conversation I hoped to have with Eric Glennie via IP relay (AIM-->Phone) however he's a dick and doesn't answer the phone.

 

[Fresh44]

No. I prefer Louie Vuitton

 

[MetroStyles]

Lol. "Dell or Purple Label". I love it.

 

[SuitMyself]

To the original poster: Did you also have a talk with your butcher about plumbing advice?

 

[bmulford]

What kind of self-entitled **** wastes a persons time like this?

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by bmulford

What kind of self-entitled **** wastes a persons time like this?

Oh chill out, he's just having fun.

 

[EL72]

Originally Posted by bmulford

What kind of self-entitled **** wastes a persons time like this?

+1. And posts proudly about it on the internet. Very lame!

 

[Stazy]

This is hilarious. Bravo

Originally Posted by bmulford

What kind of self-entitled **** wastes a persons time like this?

The person at Dell was still getting paid. No harm no foul!

 

[Zenny]

 

[appolyon]

Originally Posted by Stazy

The person at Dell was still getting paid. No harm no foul!

+1 ...

what was the one with the guy that was chatting to someone at an adult store?

 

[acidboy]

That Studio 17 laptop is now selling at $799! Thats a great price.