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i get fit by doing nothing?

db_ggmm

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Need beach bod for upcoming vacay but i eat out too much to afford the gym. Can I get lifting muscles by doing me while you do you? thanks
 

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Swole forearms, YES PLEASE!
 

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Originally Posted by Rikkar501
Swole forearms, YES PLEASE!

Is that a chick or a dude in your avatar? I can't quite tell.
 

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i wanna do this, but i also wanna get toned and cut and lose 40lbs.


basically i wanna get:
a huge chest
massive biceps
keep my thighs exactly the same size. i.e. don't put on a single mm.
and lose 40lbs, without changing my diet. kfc is part of my culture and heritage.


so if there's a way to get, like, hollow muscles which don't weigh anything, that'd be good.

how do i do this?


Also, how long should i wait to take a shit after drinking my protein shake? I wanna make sure i get all the protein so i can get ripped, so i don't wanna shit it all out straight away.
 

db_ggmm

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Originally Posted by hendrix
shit it all out straight away.

^^^ my strat for hollow muscles

paging fuuma and chronoarg (<3 u 2 h&b haters)
 

Rikkar501

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Originally Posted by DNW
Is that a chick or a dude in your avatar? I can't quite tell.

It's a chick, here's a larger view:

 

Superfluous Man

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If you strain had when you pinch a loaf you'll get abs so hard you could cut diamonds. Swapping hands when beating off will put some muscle on your arms and a little hair on your palms.
 

Danda74

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sure all you have to do is:
2 to 3 ketokineticases
4 or 5 ECA-MALTODEXTROSE-subribose stacks per hour with about 1 winny per three tablets
maybe 6-7 burps (just burps)
 

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5 stars.
 

skyman

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Originally Posted by hendrix
i wanna do this, but i also wanna get toned and cut and lose 40lbs.


basically i wanna get:
a huge chest
massive biceps
keep my thighs exactly the same size. i.e. don't put on a single mm.
and lose 40lbs, without changing my diet. kfc is part of my culture and heritage.


so if there's a way to get, like, hollow muscles which don't weigh anything, that'd be good.

how do i do this?


Also, how long should i wait to take a shit after drinking my protein shake? I wanna make sure i get all the protein so i can get ripped, so i don't wanna shit it all out straight away.



The only possible solution to your predicament is a vasectomy. It has two bonuses, you get ripped, and the gene pool and humanity is saved.
 

TylerDurden

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I hear if you jack off daily you'll be 3lbs lighter every time you lose your load, 4lbs if you do it with a partner.

J/k


But this is a real quick workout that will get you ripped in half the time of normal workouts:
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