i get fit by doing nothing?

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  1. db_ggmm

    db_ggmm Senior member

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    Need beach bod for upcoming vacay but i eat out too much to afford the gym. Can I get lifting muscles by doing me while you do you? thanks
     


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    Rikkar501 Senior member

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    Swole forearms, YES PLEASE!
     


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    Swole forearms, YES PLEASE!

    Is that a chick or a dude in your avatar? I can't quite tell.
     


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    hendrix Ill-proportioned

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    i wanna do this, but i also wanna get toned and cut and lose 40lbs.


    basically i wanna get:
    a huge chest
    massive biceps
    keep my thighs exactly the same size. i.e. don't put on a single mm.
    and lose 40lbs, without changing my diet. kfc is part of my culture and heritage.


    so if there's a way to get, like, hollow muscles which don't weigh anything, that'd be good.

    how do i do this?


    Also, how long should i wait to take a shit after drinking my protein shake? I wanna make sure i get all the protein so i can get ripped, so i don't wanna shit it all out straight away.
     


  6. db_ggmm

    db_ggmm Senior member

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    shit it all out straight away.

    ^^^ my strat for hollow muscles

    paging fuuma and chronoarg (<3 u 2 h&b haters)
     


  7. Rikkar501

    Rikkar501 Senior member

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    Is that a chick or a dude in your avatar? I can't quite tell.

    It's a chick, here's a larger view:

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    ^ still not too sure about that
     


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    If you strain had when you pinch a loaf you'll get abs so hard you could cut diamonds. Swapping hands when beating off will put some muscle on your arms and a little hair on your palms.
     


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    sure all you have to do is:
    2 to 3 ketokineticases
    4 or 5 ECA-MALTODEXTROSE-subribose stacks per hour with about 1 winny per three tablets
    maybe 6-7 burps (just burps)
     


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    i wanna do this, but i also wanna get toned and cut and lose 40lbs.


    basically i wanna get:
    a huge chest
    massive biceps
    keep my thighs exactly the same size. i.e. don't put on a single mm.
    and lose 40lbs, without changing my diet. kfc is part of my culture and heritage.


    so if there's a way to get, like, hollow muscles which don't weigh anything, that'd be good.

    how do i do this?


    Also, how long should i wait to take a shit after drinking my protein shake? I wanna make sure i get all the protein so i can get ripped, so i don't wanna shit it all out straight away.



    The only possible solution to your predicament is a vasectomy. It has two bonuses, you get ripped, and the gene pool and humanity is saved.
     


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    TylerDurden Senior member

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    I hear if you jack off daily you'll be 3lbs lighter every time you lose your load, 4lbs if you do it with a partner.

    J/k


    But this is a real quick workout that will get you ripped in half the time of normal workouts:
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