I'd be happy to be dumped by text because I'd know that person was a colossal waste of DNA. I dumped a chick by text once in high school. This is how the conversation went. Me: hey we need to talk, it's serious. Her: i'm kinda busy, just text it to me Me: I can wait until we actually talk later Her: it's fine, just text it to me Me: k i wanna break up. ttyl.