I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

[username79]

Originally Posted by Tattoo

Whatever makes you happy man, life is too short to dance with fat chicks...at least you have a girl most people just sit on youporn and complain about being single all day!
I think life is too short NOT to dance with fat chicks. If life were longer, then it would make more sense not to dance with fat chicks, as you would have more time to be picky.

 

[GQgeek]

Originally Posted by acidicboy

sucks to hear, M@t. I really hope there's a happy ending for you in all of this.

He lives in East Asia. Of course there's a happy ending involved.

 

[acidboy]

Originally Posted by GQgeek

He lives in East Asia. Of course there's a happy ending involved.

I also live in East Asia... here, happy endings cost extra.

 

[rjakapeanut]

yeah same here recently. about a month ago i broke up with my girlfriend. crushed her. but she was in love with me and i wasn't feeling the same way. in those situations you have to break it off because it's terrible to lead a person on.

i feel ya bro.

 

[Matt]

stay of execution! Woohoo. Basically she showed up with so much baggage at the airport that they would not even take it as excess baggage....she would have had to shed 20 kilo, and then paid about three hundred bucks to go. Instead....she postponed her flight til Monday, and I got my birthday back. Stoopidly happy

 

[King Francis]

Originally Posted by m@T

stay of execution! Woohoo.

Basically she showed up with so much baggage at the airport that they would not even take it as excess baggage....she would have had to shed 20 kilo, and then paid about three hundred bucks to go.

Instead....she postponed her flight til Monday, and I got my birthday back.

Stoopidly happy

I understand this feeling, and no matter what anyone might say you're going to do what you're going to do, but it will be more painful on Monday.

 

[alliswell]

m@t-

Congratulations. Now figure out how to feel like this forever:

a) with this girl
b) with some other girl

Life's too short not to be making babies.

-- married guys...

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by King Francis

I understand this feeling, and no matter what anyone might say you're going to do what you're going to do, but it will be more painful on Monday.
1. killjoy. 2. incorrect. I have my birthday today and my one of my best friend's wedding tomorrow, and I was really disappointed that she would miss both. Thankfully I am generally the sort of person who appreciates what he has instead of pining the things he doesn't. I'm really glad to get her here for my birthday and Jimmy's big day, and Monday will be every bit as sad as yesterday was supposed to be, but at least I got these days.

 

[whacked]

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[Matt]

and she's gone

 

[Zenny]

I just came out of a 18 month relationship, didn't even get to hit that one last time

 

[Eason]

Originally Posted by m@T

and she's gone

Chin up, beers down my friend.

 

[jptoor]

Got dumped via text.

Worst part, all she said was, "You're an incongruous person. I don't know how to feel about that."
Then she stopped texting me back, and won't return my calls.

 

[Matt]

sorry to hear that man. I'd recommend not calling for a while, as much as it may suck, just give her a few days grace, let her miss you a bit, then resurface and see where you stand.

 

[Jumbie]

I'd be happy to be dumped by text because I'd know that person was a colossal waste of DNA.