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I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Matt, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. BlacKidLA

    BlacKidLA Senior member

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    So she ended up just wanting to bang me before she went back to her ex. So we banged last night. I guess I'm alright with that. I'm only 22.
     
  2. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    It was a test to see who is the better cocksman you or the ex. Guess not you.
     
  3. indesertum

    indesertum Senior member

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    cuz the only thing a girl uses to choose guys is how good he is in bed
     
  4. Fang66

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    I specifically said 'cocksman' not 'man'.
     
  5. BlacKidLA

    BlacKidLA Senior member

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    Mannnnnn, I know for a fact I threw it down better than her ex-man because she wants more even after getting back with him lololololololz. [​IMG]
     
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  6. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    :slayer:
     
  7. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Good for you now totally stop talking to her. She needs to feel used and ditched. The next time she blows her new guy she'll be wondering why you don't answer her texts.
     
  8. whiteslashasian

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    Not quite as good as her blowing him...but whatever. If it gets her to leave that guy fine, if it doesn't then our young BlacKidLA should be constantly on the prowl anyways.
     
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    :slayer:
     
  10. horndog

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    I broke up with my girlfriend 4 weeks ago and we're seeing each other briefly on Sunday for the first time since. She's going to give me one or two sentimental Christmas gifts before she goes home for the holiday. ...I mentioned that I'd gotten something for her, mostly because I'm an idiot, and I have absolutely nothing for her. What the hell do I get her? Something of equal sentimentality? I was the one who broke it off and I don't want to get back together, but I'll feel like even more of a dick if I show up empty handed.
     
  11. indesertum

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    get something impersonal and not sentimental. like a good dildo
     
  12. lasbar

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    Butt plugs or beads are also a must in that occasion.
     
  13. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Might want to toss in some lube as a stocking stuffer.
     
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  14. Joffrey

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    Give her a hand shake.
     
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  15. lasbar

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    If she has always been nice and correct , bring her a present..
     
  16. gettoasty

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    get her nothing and just say 'thanks'

    you can buy her lunch/coffee if you guys are meeting somewhere of the likes
     
  17. Fang66

    Fang66 Senior member

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    Tell her you gave the present to another girl.
     
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  18. whiteslashasian

    whiteslashasian Senior member

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    Alpha.
     
  19. lasbar

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    It was a designer dress and you had to swap her size 14 for a 8 to fit your new girlfriend.
     
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  20. Fang66

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    Double Alpha.

    U.K. sizes obviously.
     
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