I broke up with my gf (general breakup thread)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Matt, Dec 21, 2008.

  1. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Senior member

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    Come on, guys. Let's ease up on Mark. He's stressed enough as it is. His apprehension is pretty much palpable at this point. Let's just see what ends up happening and hope for the best.
     


  2. RedLantern

    RedLantern Senior member

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    Come on, guys. Let's ease up on Mark. He's stressed enough as it is. His apprehension is pretty much palpable at this point. Let's just see what ends up happening and hope for the lulz.

    +1
     


  3. in stitches

    in stitches Kung Joo Moderator

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    Yes. U are attenshionhoar. Is ok. Someone need to fill the lulzvoid of MS.

    whoa, i thought i had that shit on lock??!!![​IMG] [​IMG]
     


  4. HgaleK

    HgaleK Senior member

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    Mark, nobody is saying anything out of spite, except for Neo, who may be the single best troll that I've ever encountered [​IMG] .

    Enjoy...
     


  5. Teger

    Teger Senior member

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    you should seriously get her pregnant. anyone see any cons to this plan?
     


  6. HgaleK

    HgaleK Senior member

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    you should seriously get her pregnant. anyone see any cons to this plan?

    Without a condom I blow my load in 4 thrusts. What if she leaves me because she realizes that I can't last?!??!
     


  7. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    Ok, what if she pleads, and comes out with some torrent of a speech, she's sorry, she regrets all this, she made a mistake, she wants things to be how they were.

    Do I take her back?

    General opinions.


    If she seems genuine about feeling bad for jerking you around and wants to commit and you want to as well, sure, I suppose. But any whiff of this waffling shit from her and you need to bounce and stay bounced.
     


  8. RegisDB9

    RegisDB9 Rico Suave

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    Without a condom I blow my load in 4 thrusts. What if she leaves me because she realizes that I can't last?!??!

    Jesus bro....really?
     


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    Bhowie Senior member

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    [​IMG] Neo this has been your handler's best work [​IMG]
     


  10. HgaleK

    HgaleK Senior member

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    Jesus bro....really?

    Really bro [​IMG]
     


  11. thats.mana

    thats.mana Senior member

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    +1 Get her pregnant.
     


  12. kungapa

    kungapa Senior member

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    you should seriously get her pregnant. anyone see any cons to this plan?

    None whatsoever. Sounds like a great idea. I she catholic/pro-lifer?
     


  13. Krish the Fish

    Krish the Fish Senior member

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    This is apparently going down in 1.5 hours, and I'm a bit late on the action but here's my $0.02:

    - Neo is a god (of snark). I need lessons.
    - HgaleK et al. are trying their best to talk to a deaf person. Although, good karma is going your way for trying, gentlemen.
    - In the past 40 pages, I have literally facepalmed multiple times. And the past 10 have given me this uncomfortable feeling of watching a trainwreck in slow motion. I have a friendly meeting set up by the director of admissions at the med school in 30 minutes, and all I can think about it how this will end (note: not well).

    Here's my story: My freshman year of college, I was sort-of dating this girl. Essentially, I was her therapist, the shoulder for her to cry on. This was a role I was (delusionally) happy to fulfill until I realized (3 months in) that the long game was not going in my favor. Unfortunately as well, this therapist role I was fulfilling did not lead to sexual relations. So I decided out of the blue to stop contact with her to figure out what was going on. I removed her from my facebook, took her out of my phone, deleted any texts from her, voicemails, missed calls, everything. Eventually 5 days later, I figured out what I wanted. I called her and said this: "I don't think you and I want the same thing from this relationship. I need to take time for myself to get over you and to figure myself out. I can't say whether we will ever talk again, but for now I need my space. This is goodbye, not see-you-later."

    She understood. And I haven't talked to her in almost 2 years now. It's hard man. She was my "first real love" and I was smitten. It took me a long fucking time to get over her, but I am now. You would eventually be there too, if you listen to the advice here. If not, all I can say is, "I told you so."

    Sorry man. I know it's not what you want to hear, but medicine doesn't always taste like candy.
     


  14. corneliusparky

    corneliusparky Senior member

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    Dude, I think it's pretty obvious you need to be single for a while. Learn how to do what you want and not be manipulated by a girl.

    Just tell her you want to be single, it has nothing to do with her.
     


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