I am not motivated to do any work today

[VKK3450]

Things are shaping up today. Stuff is getting done.

I feel like I might be close to earning my boozy lunch, in which case the rest of the day will be shot and when averaged out, the day will be ****

Stay tuned for updates

K

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by VKK3450

Things are shaping up today. Stuff is getting done.

(...)

K

Truly a deplorable state of affairs.

Strangely enough I am being productive as well, probably owing to an early start to the day.

 

[Eagle]

...perhaps it would be a good day to take my grandkids to the movies to see..."Kungfu Panda". Twill be an afternoon, well spent!

 

[VKK3450]

Originally Posted by Eagle

...perhaps it would be a good day to take the grand kids to the movies to see..."Kungfu Panda". Twill be an afternoon, well spent!

Hmmmm, It might be difficult for me to procure kids and grandkids and take them to see a movie all in one afternoon... I would need to be very motivated indeed.

K


Or were you talking about your grandkids?

 

[VKK3450]

Originally Posted by Thomas

Truly a deplorable state of affairs.

Strangely enough I am being productive as well, probably owing to an early start to the day.

If you are v. productive the rest of the day shall we agree to reward ourselves with alcohol consumption in excess of the surgeon general / UK doctory people?

K

 

[Thomas]

Originally Posted by VKK3450

If you are v. productive the rest of the day shall we agree to reward ourselves with alcohol consumption in excess of the surgeon general / UK doctory people?

K

Agreed. Now just another seven hours to go!

 

[Eagle]

LOL...well played and thanks for the sp correction!

 

[Eagle]

Deleted...double post. Sorry!

 

[thinman]

Originally Posted by VKK3450

Would you be willing to be my sponsor (like in AA)? Anytime I feel like doing any actual work you can just direct me to a new thread on SF?

If I'm perilously close to falling off the wagon you might have to start a new "Dumb Thread" or find somewhere that we are making fun of Jon.

K

I can do this right now and in perpetuity. Anytime you feel the slightest urge to work, I prescribe a visit to the "Current Events, Power, and Money" forum. There you will find threads that teach you about "global cooling", you will learn that government is Evil (though "small government IS better", or perhaps just evil with a lower case 'e'), and that conservatives are nicer, happier, and cheat less on their taxes. Then, waste your day posting in the CE forum.

Alternatively, I recommend seeing Kungfu Panda. It will leave you in a much better mood (though by comparison to the CE forum, this borders on being productive).

 

[Thomas]

This is getting ridiculous. People seem to sense that the well is full of water, and they keep coming back to me for productivity. I'm even clearing some backlog. Hope this doesn't become a habit.

Although, the day is passing rather quickly. So it's not all lose/lose.