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How would you deal with the "wannabee baller" friend?

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Saltricks, Jul 26, 2010.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    video documentation, submitted to MTV for a possible show can earn you millions, OP. think about it.
     
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  3. EMY

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    lol

    DUDE --- so I dont live too far from you. What happens if I met up with you next time you and douchefriend were hanging out? Grab some pics, maybe a video.. ya know, just to corroborate the story.


    lol that would be an amazing idea. i live right next to the OP.

    OP- by Davis do you mean ddavis?
     
  4. volatility smile

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    lol that would be an amazing idea. i live right next to the OP.

    LA SF meetup with douchefriend in tow? We can only hope.
     
  5. jblazing

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    Dude, start a blog and write about this dude. Awesome (almost regardless of fact).
     
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    Sex Life (Part Two of Two)The rest of that night is just too painful to tell.

    Please do tell. There's so much hung out already.
     
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    epic. the new flmm thread. moar please
     
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    IMPORTANT NOTICE: No media files are hosted on these forums. By clicking the link below you agree to view content from an external website. We can not be held responsible for the suitability or legality of this material. If the video does not play, wait a minute or try again later. I AGREE

    TIP: to embed Youtube clips, put only the encoded part of the Youtube URL, e.g. eBGIQ7ZuuiU between the tags.
     
  9. Saltricks

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    So I finally had it with douchefriend tonight.

    He posted another griping thread about Obama taxing the rich blah blah blah. So I responded that he was just being greedy.

    His riposte was that the rich contribute to the economy by buying yachts, etc. etc. flawed logic galore. Didn't really read through it all because I knew it was just a bunch of [​IMG] .

    Anyway, I finally called him out for what he is, a cheap/greedy manwhore. I told him straight up, "don't act like you are looking out for/ care for people. You are the biggest douche I know, and you tip worse than an half Indian/chinese ebeneezer scrooge. Not only that, you brag about being an asshole, and expect girls to jump naked into your lap because you act like a coked out down syndrome patient whenever we go out. And you dress atrociously. A homeless and blind schizophrenic with a combination of autism and coprophagy would put together a better outfit than you. That is all"

    Yes, I snap sometimes. Juvenile, probably. Necessary? Absolutely. Sue me for being human.

    Anyway, waiting for a response from him.
     
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    does this mean the stories will end? i hope not.
     
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    does this mean the stories will end? i hope not.

    No, I usually call him out once a quarter or so, but he just forgets it like it never happened. Oh well. No one can blame me for trying.
     
  12. acidboy

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    for the sake of this thread, I demand that you go up to your friend and ask his forgiveness.
     
  13. robertorex

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    So I finally had it with douchefriend tonight.

    He posted another griping thread about Obama taxing the rich blah blah blah. So I responded that he was just being greedy.

    His riposte was that the rich contribute to the economy by buying yachts, etc. etc. flawed logic galore. Didn't really read through it all because I knew it was just a bunch of [​IMG] .

    Anyway, I finally called him out for what he is, a cheap/greedy manwhore. I told him straight up, "don't act like you are looking out for/ care for people. You are the biggest douche I know, and you tip worse than an half Indian/chinese ebeneezer scrooge. Not only that, you brag about being an asshole, and expect girls to jump naked into your lap because you act like a coked out down syndrome patient whenever we go out. And you dress atrociously. A homeless and blind schizophrenic with a combination of autism and coprophagy would put together a better outfit than you. That is all"

    Yes, I snap sometimes. Juvenile, probably. Necessary? Absolutely. Sue me for being human.

    Anyway, waiting for a response from him.


    Wait, you're friends with him on some other feg forum?
     
  14. Saltricks

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    Wait, you're friends with him on some other feg forum?

    facebook
     
  15. EMY

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    bring douche to D&B at the block at orange 8/14 7pm. no need for introductions- i'm sure ill be able to spot him lol
     
  16. Saltricks

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    he'll be standing near the well dressed good looking guy with a look of fear on his face and palms clenched in anger
     
  17. Saltricks

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    Hah!

    He is pissed! I went on this tirade on his facebook wall about how he doesn't tip etc.

    So I tell him: "Now you know how I feel when you embarrass me in public"

    He responded by deleting all my posts on his wall.

    I find it odd that he can act that way in person (like a mega ultra super gargantuan douche of titanic proportions) but when it gets posted on facebook, woah shit, son!

    Will post another story soon.
     
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    Facebook is serious stuff man.
     
  19. HRoi

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    please continue to provoke by shitting up his facebook wall
     
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    [​IMG] In douchefriend's defense, I heard "fresh as I return" too.
     

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