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How to Not Get Caught Cheating?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TyCooN, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. Hard2Fit

    Hard2Fit Senior member

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    I once made the same mixtape for two different girls. I felt awful.

    That made me lol.
    Nice one.
     
  2. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    Yeah, but this is StyleForum. Everyone's moral compass is better than the OP's...ALWAYS.

    The CE forum, yes. The DT sub, it's the opposite. [​IMG]
     
  3. Dragon

    Dragon Senior member

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    So here's what I learned:
    - get another cellphone line, never give the other girl your 1st phone number
    - don't go to malls, restaurants, theaters, etc.. that you think your poor gf/wife's friends are probably hanging out in.
    - make an excuse to the other girl that you're allergic to perfume/cologne. you don't want the smell to stick on your clothes or crotch.
    - if you're gonna use your friends as an alibi to go out, you better make sure they're on the same page.


    ^^I think that sums it up very well.

    -I would expect the SO to check your cellphone and emails, so take evasive measures in advance.
     
  4. X-It

    X-It Senior member

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    One way is to not cheat. Just sayin'.

    +1 [​IMG]

    I highly recommend cheating with another species. So far, I haven't met any animals that give away secrets.

    [​IMG]

    The key is... "No cheetah. Oops, I mean no cheating!" [​IMG]

    Truth. Cheating on someone is bullshit. Either you respect and care for someone or you don't. If you want something more than what you've got - go find it... but don't fuck around, lie, and be selfish to try and keep something you don't deserve.

    Nice words, Tokyo Slim.

    Not purposefully trying to insult anyone or anything, its just a rather sore issue for me right now. I've cheated before... but that was a whole lifetime ago, and I regret it. It just isn't worth it. If you feel compelled to cheat and hide it from your s/o then there's something rotten in your relationship and lying about it and complicating matters only makes shit worse.

    +1,000. Ain't worth it, huh!
     
  5. Etienne

    Etienne Senior member

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    One way is to not cheat. Just sayin'.
    Indeed. An open relationship is the ideal solution: devoted love and no pressure if one (or both) partners happens to like fooling around sometime.
     
  6. Recoil

    Recoil Senior member

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    I'm impressed with the classy crowd on this forum. I'm sure this thread would have been hot topic on the GQ forums. LOL.
     
  7. X-It

    X-It Senior member

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    Foolproof disguise....

    [​IMG]


    After or before taking this soft cheapest porn scene? That is really...Euy!
     
  8. Quirk

    Quirk Senior member

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    Besides being a disgusting thing to do to someone you supposedly care about, cheating is more trouble than it's worth, so I would guess that most of those who cheat are after the thrill of it and/or working out some really screwed up emotional shit. Therapy is the preferred route, IMO.
     
  9. DNW

    DNW Senior member

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    After or before taking this soft cheapest porn scene? That is really...Euy!

    What's this all bout?
     
  10. Lucky7

    Lucky7 Senior member

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    It's nice to hear that most of you seem to not only have great style, but a true sense of "integrity." The best way to not get caught cheating is to date/marry someone that you truly care about. The trend nowadays is to just settle, whether it be a girlfriend, a car, a job, or even something to eat. Go out and get what you truly want, not what just comes along. I travel for business frequently, and some friends always ask me why I do not cheat...It's easy for me..I come home to the one I love end of story.
     
  11. X-It

    X-It Senior member

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    What's this all bout?

    This is all about how to not get caught cheating. [​IMG]

    It's nice to hear that most of you seem to not only have great style, but a true sense of "integrity." The best way to not get caught cheating is to date/marry someone that you truly care about. The trend nowadays is to just settle, whether it be a girlfriend, a car, a job, or even something to eat. Go out and get what you truly want, not what just comes along. I travel for business frequently, and some friends always ask me why I do not cheat...It's easy for me..I come home to the one I love end of story.

    Awesome! [​IMG]
     
  12. emperor3d

    emperor3d Well-Known Member

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    I'm impressed with the classy crowd on this forum. I'm sure this thread would have been hot topic on the GQ forums. LOL.

    I, too, am impressed with moral uprightedness (made that up) of everyone in here. A raised pint to all with morals as it relates to interpersonal relationships.
     
  13. Etienne

    Etienne Senior member

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    The best way to not get caught cheating is to date/marry someone that you truly care about.
    Indeed. And when that person agrees to an open relationship, it becomes ideal.
     
  14. playdohh22

    playdohh22 Senior member

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    I'm impressed with the classy crowd on this forum. I'm sure this thread would have been hot topic on the GQ forums. LOL.

    +1

    A true gentlemen would never cheat. [​IMG]
     
  15. Mr T

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    Cheating is a gift man gives to himself.

    Montgomery Burns
     
  16. kalice

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    Most girls will cheat on you when presented with something richer, better looking, more successful, etc... Get yours, son.

    While there are girls who are nothing better than gold-diggers, most girls will NOT instantly cheat just cuz something bigger and better came along, there are morals, dignity, and respect for men in the other sex as well.

    Sorry to disappoint, but the majority of women aren't money grabbing whores, therefore, there's no excuse for men to act the same.
     
  17. Asch

    Asch Senior member

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    How to Not Get Caught Cheating?
    Kill the other woman at the first sign of suspicion.
     
  18. robbie

    robbie Senior member

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    multiple partners= stds, etc.

    I think not cheating is in the best interest of your dick in the long run.
     
  19. JayJay

    JayJay Senior member

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    +1

    A true gentlemen would never cheat. [​IMG]

    +1
     
  20. TyCooN

    TyCooN Senior member

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    While there are girls who are nothing better than gold-diggers, most girls will NOT instantly cheat just cuz something bigger and better came along, there are morals, dignity, and respect for men in the other sex as well.

    Sorry to disappoint, but the majority of women aren't money grabbing whores, therefore, there's no excuse for men to act the same.

    I'm going to disagree here, I have a friend whose not rich, but he will hit it whether they're single or not. Every time I see him work it makes me think that it's less about the girls, and more about his skill at the business.

    Since when were men money grabbing whores?
     

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