How to Not Be a Frat Boy

[JesseJB]

How, bro?

 

[JoeWoah]

More cardio, less weight. No steroids. Lightest setting in the Mystic Tan booth. Drink better beer. The "frat tuck" looks stupid...

 

[Nil]

Not joining a frat would seem like the simplest method.

 

[unjung]

Too late for me. Once you're in, you're in.

 

[Lucky7]

No rohypnol. No Natural Ice or Keystone Light. No Abercrombie popped collars. Refrain from saying things like, "Yoooo Duuuudee that was soo awwessome."

 

[inquirer89]

No Sperry Billfish and Croakies (most prevalent in the south)

 

[unjung]

Originally Posted by Lucky7

No rohypnol. No Natural Ice or Keystone Light. No Abercrombie popped collars. Refrain from saying things like, "Yoooo Duuuudee that was soo awwessome."

Did you know that A&F used to be an outfitter, and Hemingway killed himself with one of their shotguns?

Originally Posted by inquirer89

No Sperry Billfish and Croakies (most prevalent in the south)

And Rainbows. Although my brothers are also very fond of Vineyard Vines which is perfectly respectable.

 

[SVS]

Once a man lets another man paddle him, it's all over. You'll never get your dignity back.

 

[greg_atlanta]

Don't congregate.... no more than 4 men in a group.

 

[deputamadre]

No Nantucket red or Salmon pink shorts.
It really depends on the region.

 

[lizmasc]

This

Not joining a frat would seem like the simplest method.

And this

Don't congregate.... no more than 4 men in a group.

That's a recipe for disaster

 

[Beta]

Frat hard or go home

 

[Lucky7]

Originally Posted by unjung

Did you know that A&F used to be an outfitter, and Hemingway killed himself with one of their shotguns?



And Rainbows. Although my brothers are also very fond of Vineyard Vines which is perfectly respectable.

I did know that they used to be an outfitter, however I had NO idea that Hemingway killed himself with one of their shotguns! Why did they get out of the outfitting business?

 

[cheessus]

Sausage fests should only occur in Vienna.

 

[dsgNYC]

Originally Posted by inquirer89

No Sperry Billfish and Croakies (most prevalent in the south)

or Costa Del Mars