How to be a Player! And get your Pimp name

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by Soph, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Soph

    Soph Senior member

    Messages:
    4,149
    Likes Received:
    6
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Bologna, Italy
    Master Pimp J. Slick in da house!

    You and Dank Worm have the best 'Pimp' names.
     


  2. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

    Messages:
    5,742
    Likes Received:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Upper East Coast
    You and Dank Worm have the best 'Pimp' names.

    Yeah, Sweet Chocolate Dark Slither is one hell of a handle.

    I think we've tapped a fresh source of mojo. [​IMG]
     


  3. Flame

    Flame Senior member

    Messages:
    1,700
    Likes Received:
    54
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    1° 22' 0" N / 103° 48' 0" E
    Reverend B. Jazz Luv. [​IMG]
     


  4. The False Prophet

    The False Prophet Senior member

    Messages:
    853
    Likes Received:
    66
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Brisbane, Australia
    Master Pimp J. Slick in da house!

    Isn't that the new pimpin' diffusion line from J. Crew? [​IMG]
     


  5. skalogre

    skalogre Senior member

    Messages:
    6,324
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2006
    Isn't that the new pimpin' diffusion line from J. Crew? [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     


  6. Kent Wang

    Kent Wang Affiliate Vendor Dubiously Honored Affiliate Vendor

    Messages:
    5,728
    Likes Received:
    1,229
    Joined:
    May 5, 2005
    Location:
    London
    Big Playah Wang Dogg
    It must also always be rendered in boldface and underlined. When spoken aloud one should make hand gestures to convey that rendering as well, a vertical uppercut-like motion with the left hand to represent boldface and a sweeping horizontal motion with the right hand to indicate underlining.
     


  7. CaptChaos

    CaptChaos Senior member

    Messages:
    247
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2004
    Location:
    Vancouver, BC
    Big Playah C. Skillz

    I always wanted to be a Playah!
     


  8. modsquad

    modsquad Senior member

    Messages:
    311
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2004
    Location:
    Alexandria, VA
    My (now former) real name came up Silicon Slick N. Joker

    Modsquad will now be answering to Sticky Fingers Squad Sweetness
     


  9. Aaron

    Aaron Senior member

    Messages:
    1,153
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2004
    Location:
    Vancouver and ?
    It happened last night....

    Matri'd - "Goodevening. Aaron for 2 I presume?"

    Me - "I ONLY ANSWER TO D. MAGICAL AARON LARGE BIATCH!" (backhands matri'd across the face)

    "Now, get me and my woman a table where dem' rich bitches is sittin. And don't bleed on my Lobbs!"

    A.
     


  10. StevenRocks

    StevenRocks Senior member

    Messages:
    617
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2005
    Location:
    Southwest Virginia
    Dopetastic Steven Fresh
     


  11. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

    Messages:
    21,170
    Likes Received:
    1,740
    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2006
    Diamondtrim F. Smooth
     


  12. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

    Messages:
    5,742
    Likes Received:
    15
    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2006
    Location:
    Upper East Coast
    I've taken to entering outrageously contrived names for kicks. Offerings for "Willmander Scahoozie" include:

    Mr. White Chocolate Scahoozie Smooth
    Treacherous Willmander Loco
    Funk Master Willmander Loco
    Pimptastic Willmander Rock
    Bishop Don Scahoozie Dazzle
    Reverend Doctor Willmander Kicks

    "Dripnozzle Fishmonger" turned up:

    Big Playah Fishmonger Clinton
    Sheik Fishmonger Wicked
    Vicious D. Fishmonger Joker (now we're talkin')
    President Dripnozzle Large
    Silver Tongue D. Valentine
    Reverend Fishmonger Tickle
    Magic Tickle. Dripnozzle Dogg

    And finally, "Turgiditude Throgbottom" turned up the predictable
    Devious Honey Throgbottom Joker
    Ghetto Fabulous Turgiditude Slim
    Sugartastic Turgiditude Jazz
    Master Pimp Turgiditude Glide (keep that man away from the KY)
    Sweet Chocolate Turgiditude Sneed (gesundheit)
    Ghetto Fabulous Throgbottom Tickle
    Stealth Maestro Turgiditude Gates
    Pimp Daddy Turgiditude Trump
    Papa Turgiditude Smooth
    and finally, the king of all pimps
    Fine Ass Throgbottom Squeeze
     


  13. Aristocrat

    Aristocrat Senior member

    Messages:
    289
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2006
    Location:
    Where abstract become reality
    Haha you are speaking to:
    Fine Ass von Hoch-Rosen Gates

    Haha I like that they noticed that I'm a Bill Gate-type, Haha
     


  14. bBoy JEe

    bBoy JEe Senior member

    Messages:
    325
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2004
    Professor Truth Jee Flow... preach!!! ah sez it as it ees yo... representttttt biatchhhhhhhhhhhhes... in da 505... westside... 88 compton crips... hood life... keepitreal. werd. peace out.
     


  15. Girardian

    Girardian Senior member

    Messages:
    1,022
    Likes Received:
    53
    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2006
    Pimptastic G. Trump here givin' a holla' to my fellow playaz.
     


Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by