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How often is your wife/gf a total b*tch?

Bradford

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Sorry, I'm going to rant, but my wife is driving me crazy today. She's been in a bad mood all f*cking day because our 2 and 4-year-olds aren't behaving perfectly. Somehow everything is apparently MY fault.

She's also at that time of the month, so I'm sure that is a big part of it, but just knowing that isn't making my life any easier.

We have to go to a kid's birthday party this afternoon, but after that I'd like to dump her at home and find either a strip club or a sports bar - preferably both!

I probably won't do either, but g'damn I am tired of this sh*t!

Grrrrrrr!!!!!!
 

lee_44106

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I feel you man. That time of the month can be a total *****, and when you (in this case I) mention this it only makes matter worse.

I usually try to avoid her, have a beer (or two or three), lock myself in my home office, and stay absorbed on Styleforum and take out my frustration on forum newbies who ask stupid ass questions.

This is much better solution to taking my wife on, as I'll invariably lose, and pay for it many times over later.

Hang in there. This too, shall pass.
 

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I seriously hope this isn't the first time your wife's been a ***** to you or else you are one lucky guy! Plus it's her period.

Regardless of that, women don't operate under the rules of logic that we subscribe to and oftentimes they don't need a reason to get pissed. Just act cool and don't counter with your own temper and she will most likely apologize later.

Leave the house, but I'd advise not going to a strip bar...at least not locally.
 

whodini

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Originally Posted by Bradford
We have to go to a kid's birthday party this afternoon, but after that I'd like to dump her at home and find either a strip club or a sports bar - preferably both!

Please do so. If there's even a remote chance of my getting married, I'm sure it'd rest in the ability to able to do something like that in an emergency. And monthly like this for example.
 

lee_44106

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Bad move. Bad move. Negative on the strip club. Stay the hell away from the strip club.

You will be in so much trouble if she finds out.

Bar, that's OK.
 

GQgeek

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Originally Posted by lee_44106
Bad move. Bad move. Negative on the strip club. Stay the hell away from the strip club.

You will be in so much trouble if she finds out.

Bar, that's OK.


But how would she find out?
 

itsstillmatt

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I never get the urge to go to a strip club when my wife is being a *****. When I get the urge is on a warm day when I am driving home past Mitchell brothers, but I digress...

Mine is generally very cool. A couple times a year she will melt down for a day, and maybe once every other year she will be a ***** for a week, but not often.
 

Piobaire

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I can't even remember the last time my wife was bitchy. She's a very stable person and easy to get along with. I'm a really lucky guy.
 

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Originally Posted by lee_44106
Bad move. Bad move. Negative on the strip club. Stay the hell away from the strip club.

You will be in so much trouble if she finds out.

Bar, that's OK.


Even if she did, he ain't getting any already, so she can't exactly punish him by withholding.

Whenever my gf behaves like a *****--and she rarely does--I just ignore her and find something to do by myself. She usually gets the clue later on and becomes normal again. It's been working for me thus far.
 

kwilkinson

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Originally Posted by GQgeek
But how would she find out?

Strip club = covered in glitter for literally like 5 weeks. Dead giveaway.

Originally Posted by DarkNWorn
Even if she did, he ain't getting any already, so she can't exactly punish him by withholding.

Whenever my gf behaves like a *****--and she rarely does--I just ignore her and find something to do by myself. She usually gets the clue later on and becomes normal again. It's been working for me thus far.


This is how I am. I agree with DnW, matt, and P. My gf rarely ever is a total *****. Now, she is a total ***** to other people quite often lol, but never takes it out on me.
 

Connemara

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If I had a girlfriend she'd probably be a *****.
 

Connemara

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Originally Posted by kwilkinson
Strip club = covered in glitter for literally like 5 weeks. Dead giveaway.
Don't mind the Geek, the only strip clubs he goes to are the ones where they play "It's Raining Men" on loop
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Coho

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That sucks. The only reason I'll ever get married is for the tax benefits. Otherwise, I don't see any good reason to.
 

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