How many five year olds you can take in a fight?

[EL72]

26 but my son is five so I can't do it

 

[Connemara]

22!

 

[skalogre]

I am completely doomed. 20? P.s. good job Conne. Should I be ashamed of myself now

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[TheHoff]

Originally Posted by teddieriley

I think realistically, you'd have to get tired at some point, by which time, you'll just be swarmed (assuming a constant supply of a constant number of 5 year olds). A punching bag never hits back, but you eventually get exhausted punching and kicking it.

If you get to the point where you are fearing exhaustion, consider building a fortifying wall or perhaps some sort of shelter from the dead five-year-olds to protect you from the oncoming stream of live ones. If you can be shielded by a wall of toddler bodies so that the attacks come only from one direction, you can certainly last longer.

 

[Piobaire]

OMG, I pwn them! 33!

 

[Rome]

Originally Posted by TheHoff

If you get to the point where you are fearing exhaustion, consider building a fortifying wall or perhaps some sort of shelter from the dead five-year-olds to protect you from the oncoming stream of live ones. If you can be shielded by a wall of toddler bodies so that the attacks come only from one direction, you can certainly last longer.

Thats just stoopid, stoopid, stoopid. I cant even build a tower with wood blocks when my 2yro is around and thats only one of her. If there were a stream of crazed 5yro's all hopped up on PCP and Mountain Dew your best bet to stave off exhaustion is to find something to hang off of.

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Rome

Thats just stoopid, stoopid, stoopid. I cant even build a tower with wood blocks when my 2yro is around and thats only one of her. If there were a stream of crazed 5yro's all hopped up on PCP and Mountain Dew your best bet to stave off exhaustion is to find something to hang off of.

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew, Ted!

 

[Rome]

Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation ******. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

 

[teddieriley]

Originally Posted by EL72

26 but my son is five so I can't do it

So you probably lied on the survey. I was aggressive with my answers and only got a 25. Your willingness to do it counts into the equation, and apparently you aren't up to kicking kindergarten ass like most of us.

 

[topcatny]

32. Having children, even though they are younger than 5, is preparing me well for the future.

 

[Eustace Tilley]

Only 20

 

[kwilkinson]

Originally Posted by Eustace Tilley

Only 20

That's sad man!

Damn your morality.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

The test said 34... which is nowhere NEAR my record. This thing underestimates my strength.

I will take two five year old girls and tie them together by the hair and use them as nunchucks.

 

[slipgun]

14 ...

 

[DNW]

Originally Posted by slipgun

14 ...

Dude, you fight like a seven year old.