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How many calories does one pull up burn?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by NorCal, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. West24

    West24 Senior member

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    is this guy a troll? his question is dumb, but his responses are even worse.
     
  2. Jumbie

    Jumbie Senior member

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    A more important question is how many calories will I burn by fapping?
     
  3. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    A more important question is how many calories will I burn by fapping?

    A calorie is simply energy. What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick. Also how long it takes.
     
  4. SField

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    A calorie is simply energy. What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick. Also how long it takes.

    How many calories does Kwilk expend trying to find his penis?
     
  5. Jumbie

    Jumbie Senior member

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    What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick.

    [​IMG]

    I guess I can go for an increased number of reps then.

    Depends what I'm watching. [​IMG]
     
  6. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Senior member

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    How many calories does Kwilk expend trying to find his penis?

    Obviously not enough to change circumstances. Even at three times a day.
     
  7. rjmaiorano

    rjmaiorano Senior member

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    is this guy a troll? his question is dumb, but his responses are even worse.

    seriously. Can you really expect quality answers for this question..
     
  8. coopster

    coopster Senior member

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    I read that 20 minutes sex burns 100

    who is doing the ppant dance for 20 minutes straight? Does the "wait, wait....hold on a second..." time burn calories as well?
     
  9. Eason

    Eason Senior member

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    NorCal, even if this question wasn't totally stupid, you still wouldn't deserve to have it answered.
     
  10. Dominik Rex

    Dominik Rex New Member

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    I was wondering the same thing NorCal was and I've read more troll and asinine responses than helpful ones. Is this forum comprised mostly of useless trite?
     
  11. Lagrangian

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  12. NorCal

    NorCal Senior member

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    Hey, I like you, stay awhile.
     
  13. CalTex

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    lol, i agree. lol
     
  14. tesseract

    tesseract Senior member

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    if you are worrying about how many calories a pull up burns you are doing it wrong.
     
  15. iateyourham

    iateyourham New Member

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    It really is 1 calorie per pull up according to livestrong.com. This thread comes up on top of livestrong's results probably because of the humor factor.

    Do pull ups for strength/muscles not calorie burning. Go cardio if you want that.
     

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