How many calories does one pull up burn?

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  1. NorCal

    NorCal Senior member

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    How many calories does twaping it online burn?
     


  2. Tarmac

    Tarmac Senior member

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    nice thread. to try to answer, if you mean kcal, it would have to be less than 1, unless you are super heavy.
     


  3. ken

    ken Banned by Request

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    It's going to depend on your weight, a 200 lbs guy will burn more then a 150lbs guy, but it's really not going to be that much.

    What he said. A calorie is just energy. It takes more energy to move a heavy object than a light one.
     


  4. MetroStyles

    MetroStyles Senior member

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    The answer is nineteen hundred.
     


  5. dusty

    dusty Senior member

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    ΔU = m*g*Δh
     


  6. West24

    West24 Senior member

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    is this guy a troll? his question is dumb, but his responses are even worse.
     


  7. Jumbie

    Jumbie Senior member

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    A more important question is how many calories will I burn by fapping?
     


  8. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    A more important question is how many calories will I burn by fapping?

    A calorie is simply energy. What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick. Also how long it takes.
     


  9. SField

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    A calorie is simply energy. What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick. Also how long it takes.

    How many calories does Kwilk expend trying to find his penis?
     


  10. Jumbie

    Jumbie Senior member

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    What matters is the weight and size of the fapstick.

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    I guess I can go for an increased number of reps then.

    Depends what I'm watching. [​IMG]
     


  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Having a Ball

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    How many calories does Kwilk expend trying to find his penis?

    Obviously not enough to change circumstances. Even at three times a day.
     


  12. rjmaiorano

    rjmaiorano Senior member

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    is this guy a troll? his question is dumb, but his responses are even worse.

    seriously. Can you really expect quality answers for this question..
     


  13. coopster

    coopster Senior member

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    I read that 20 minutes sex burns 100

    who is doing the ppant dance for 20 minutes straight? Does the "wait, wait....hold on a second..." time burn calories as well?
     


  14. Eason

    Eason Bicurious Racist

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    NorCal, even if this question wasn't totally stupid, you still wouldn't deserve to have it answered.
     


  15. Dominik Rex

    Dominik Rex New Member

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    I was wondering the same thing NorCal was and I've read more troll and asinine responses than helpful ones. Is this forum comprised mostly of useless trite?
     


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