How I'm going to butcher Black Tie tonight!

[TimelesStyle]

So, I've been invited to a rather large party tonight, the theme of which is, wait for it, 90s Prom! Now, obviously my current black tie getup is not only way too nice for what will undoubtedly occur, but it is also way too current. So, what is my solution:

Wing collar tux shirt bought today at H&M for $25

Ivory color cotton linen blazer (it's a 2b notch, but who cares)

Untied black bow tie

And jeans. Yea, that's right, jeans

Haven't decided about footwear yet, but just figured everyone could have a laugh at this...