How do you solve a problem like Liliya?

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by whodini, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    I just got this urgent email and figured I'd share it with all of you. Thoughts? Opinions?
     


  2. MCsommerreid

    MCsommerreid Senior member

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    Obviously a Nigerian immigrant to Russia in disguise.
     


  3. drizzt3117

    drizzt3117 Senior member

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    I just got this urgent email and figured I'd share it with all of you. Thoughts? Opinions?

    [​IMG]
     


  4. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    Hell, you get the best scams! That is a load of embarassing pics just waiting to happen! You are one lucky dog, W!!! I've been an avid reader of the 419eater website. Liliya reminds me of one particular case: 1. Nigerian scammer spams a guy, introducing himself as someone who is looking for a wife in UK. He has tons of money. 2. 419eater baits him, pretending to be a lonely British lingerie model. 3. After a few exchanges, with the "girl" wanting some proof he is real, "she" sends a picture- a cross-eyed girl in lingerie. 4. Nigerian scammer couldn't believe his luck, wants to set up a meeting in London. He asks that "she" forward" him plane money, since all of his money is tied up in assets. 5. "Girl" said 'not so fast' and asks for his picture, Nigerian scammer sends pic of him with a sign she asks him to hold. 6. "Girl" writes to her guy, saying she finds him hot, asks for picture of him naked. Nigerian was on to it, and demanded she send her naked picture first! [​IMG] She relents, and he does send his naked picture! 7. After a few more correspondents, Nigerian scammer realized he was being taken for a ride, and demanded his money still. 8. "Girl" registers in gay websites and posts Nigerian scammer's picture all over. The End. [​IMG]
     


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    Homme Senior member

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    "Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important."
     


  6. j

    j (stands for Jerk) Admin

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    I just got the exact same email.
     


  7. Nick M

    Nick M Senior member

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    Taser
    Wow, that's like the iPod of tasers.
     


  8. whodini

    whodini Conan OOOOOOO"BRIEN!

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    I just got the exact same email.
    Yeah, but I CLAIMED HER FIRST! And drizzt, this girl's from Russia, not from UPS. [​IMG]
     


  9. acidboy

    acidboy Senior member

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    YAHOO! I got a 419 too! Happy happy joy joy!

     


  10. fatty

    fatty Senior member

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    I stopped reading the above spam letter when i saw it was all in caps.

    I don't like people shouting at me.

    This is better than penis enlargement spam.
     


  11. ratboycom

    ratboycom Senior member

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    I say that you get her state side via COD and then refuse to pay the charges so she has to stay at the post office in her shipping crate for all the children of town to see.
     


  12. King Salmon

    King Salmon Senior member

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    This is better than penis enlargement spam.
    I like the penis spam that begins by directly insulting you, like "Hey, smalldick!"
     


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