How do you hang up the telephone?

[DocHolliday]

Goodbye? Bye bye? Faretheewell?

 

[VMan]

I say "Hey, tell me if this sound like a phone hanging up.", then I hang up on them.

 

[Tokyo Slim]

I always try to hang up the phone with half a creepy sentance. like

"Hey, did you hear tha....."

or "That's weird, the sky just got dark all of a su...."

 

[Huntsman]

Close - "Love you, bye." Acquaintences - "Be well, bye." Business and other - "Thank you, have a pleasant whatever."

 

[whodini]

"Bye" or "may the wind be at your back"

 

[Toiletduck]

"Oh SHHHHHIIiiiii...."


Seriously though,

just a "bye"

 

[Doc Martin]

I usually just press the "off" button.

 

[whodini]

I forgot I also tend to say, "Night, Mrs. Slim."

 

[Tokyo Slim]

Originally Posted by whodini

I forgot I also tend to say, "Night, Mrs. Slim."

Funny, my dad isn't married.

 

[DocHolliday]

That's his nickname for me.

 

[vanity]

"Ya"

or

"Later"

 

[whodini]

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

Funny, my dad isn't married.

You got me there, bastard.

 

[fritzl]

Girlfriend: Click, off button

 

[Connemara]

"Look, I'll have the $5,000 by next Thur---NO! NO, NOT FLUFFY!"

Generally, I'm not the one who ends those phone calls.

 

[j]

"Yes, always tip the stylist 15%. Listen, John, I've gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.... Just joking. No, don't tip the owner of the salon. Okay John? Right? Got it."