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Hottest chick you b@nged

MetroStyles

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Well.

Edit: For all you glass-half-full fairies, I'm talking about really objectively hot. Not "this girl just has SOMETHING special about her". No one gives a ****. We are talking about hot bod and hot face.

Edit2: Other is for virgins & homosexualists.
 

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Just after high school, a girl named Renee. Lifelong dancer with a perfect ass (I'm a fan of perky white-girl ass) and a beautiful face.

Also crazy as ****.
 

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Do they have to be virgins?
 

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When I was 13, my best friend and I tried out each others gfs. She was hot, but terrible in bed. Mine was less hot, but fearless and inventive. I knew I had the better deal.

They were amenable, of course. In fact it might have been their idea. I don't really recall.
 

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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
When I was 13, my best friend and I tried out each others gfs. She was hot, but terrible in bed. Mine was less hot, but fearless and inventive. I knew I had the better deal.

I thought you were like, not a "playa", playa.

Also, you voted wrong. The right vote would have been "non-committal ...". Unless you are a homosexualist. In which case you voted correctly!
 

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Put it in a cute girl's p00per > bang a hot girl's vag
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I thought you were like, not a "playa", playa. Also, you voted wrong. The right vote would have been "non-committal ...". Unless you are a homosexualist. In which case you voted correctly!
Well... she wasn't my gf or my wife, but I hesitate to say noncommittal because of the circumstances. And I'm not a playa, I just crushed a lot. Not so much anymore.
 

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Hottest girl I've ever banged was a flirty friend from my first job out of school. She worked reception and I worked in a dingy cube in a different department. Really not unlike "The Office," to be perfectly honest. We fell in and out of touch over the years as we both jumped between different jobs and different career paths. But we met up again, randomly, at a party many years later. And ********* that night. She was a hard 10. Hottest girl I've ever boned by a wide mile.

Hottest sex I've ever had, though, was with an ex-gf. I doubt the sex of a random hookup can ever be as good as the best sex with a long-term gf, because the shorthand you two develop with one another really matters. And the comfort you build together matters. All of these things eventually supercede objective physical hotness. But, since we're only discussing hotness right now, I have to say my one-time hookup with this work chick was the hottest physical specimen.
 

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Originally Posted by onlinematt
Put it in a cute girl's p00per > bang a hot girl's vag

And your point is.
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
And your point is.

Hmm. Trying to justify why I haven't banged a super-duper hot chick but have banged only cuties.
 

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Originally Posted by onlinematt
Hmm. Trying to justify why I haven't banged a super-duper hot chick but have banged only cuties.

Let's "bang the **** out of" some NY chicks together, bra! I call vag.
 

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You don't have to marry a woman who is the best F*%k you've ever had.

Some are fortunate and manage to marry a woman who is their sex mate as well as soul mate.

I've had much more luck with rental property versus ownership, so I voted non-committal hook up.
 

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I find the results extremely telling so far. Correlates well with the FatWife theorem.
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I find the results extremely telling so far. Correlates well with the FatWife theorem.

No one (or very few) who is married is likely to voat in this poal. I know that when I was married i would not have.
 

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