Home improvement items that make your house "luxurious"

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  1. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Senior member

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    Nothing says "baller" like a framed Scarface poster. Check out MTV's Cribs if you don't believe me.
     


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    Lucky Strike Senior member

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    You could buy a few professional football players and athletes, and just keep them in the garden.
     


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    I second the Bugatti/Ferrari/Rolex junkyard. Throw some Maybachs in there for kicks.

    You will also need a glass staircase. My friend has one and it is the most pimpin staircase I have ever seen. Ballin.

    I would also recommend putting oversized rims on your car, and parking it in the living room just because it can also be considered decorative.

    Brian
     


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    90" Plasma screen.

    Direct phone line to the oval office.

    Pictures of you shaking hands with world leaders.

    Sharcks with lasers...
     


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    In the bathroom. The freaking bathroom. That is the shiznit.

    And other famous people that are now dead, like James Brown. Just to prove you are cool enough to have seen them when they were alive.

    Brian
     


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    And other famous people that are now dead, like James Brown. Just to prove you are cool enough to have seen them when they were alive.

    Brian


    Have famous deceased celebrities relocated to your estate.
     


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    The smell of death on all seven continents in Ball jars with accent lighting.
     


  8. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red "Mr. Fashionista"

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    A poster on another forum describes a solid gold camel saddle studded with 12 Rolexes seen in the Middle East. I've just gotta have that baby in my living room!
     


  9. dirk diggler

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    1)pornstars in different themed rooms with famous celebrities holding dishes of condoms at each entryway.

    2) random loaded guns lying around for you to shoot shit when you get pissed off

    3) hot foreign naked broads wearing french maid outfits walking around and giving head to your boys, every hour, on the hour (bonus points if they swallow)

    4) nothing says Baller like a white tiger

    5) snakeskin condoms designed and molded to fit only your dick

    6) Private phone # so Bill Clinton can call to find where the party and bitches are.
     


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    1)pornstars in different themed rooms with famous celebrities holding dishes of condoms at each entryway.

    2) random loaded guns lying around for you to shoot shit when you get pissed off

    3) hot foreign naked broads wearing french maid outfits walking around and giving head to your boys, every hour, on the hour (bonus points if they swallow)

    4) nothing says Baller like a white tiger

    5) snakeskin condoms designed and molded to fit only your dick

    6) Private phone # so Bill Clinton can call to find where the party and bitches are.


    Sounds decadent but will there still be room for the midgets?
     


  11. dirk diggler

    dirk diggler Senior member

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    7) exact replica rooms only midgets can stand up in with midget furniture.

    Kinda reminds me of what Saddam did to the Iraqi national soccer team when they lost - he put them in a room where they couldnt stand up but not all could sit.
     


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    A greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
     


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    A greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

    We forgot to hook up the doll!
     


  14. RJman

    RJman Posse Member Dubiously Honored

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    Have famous deceased celebrities relocated to your estate.
    Come to think of it, apparently James Brown is locked in his casket in a room in his estate, which itself is locked and sealed off pending some estate battle. So you got a ready-made decadent luxurious house good to go.
     


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    Speaking of deceased celebrities, I would love to have the John Coltrane hologram from Vanilla Sky. Only good thing about that movie.
     


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