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Home improvement items that make your house "luxurious"

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by jimmyb, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. kronik

    kronik Senior member

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    Dinosaur eggs for omelets and a 100-speaker stereo system that constantly loops Jim Jones' "We Fly High."

    BAWWWLLIIINNNN'!

    Edit: And bitches.
     
  2. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Senior member

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    You embarass me.
    By outing your Superman tub?
    [​IMG]
     
  3. Joffrey

    Joffrey Senior member

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    An urn of cocaine on the bar.

    Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.



    [​IMG]

    having a working NES that doesnt require blowing on the cartridges would be pretty bad ass.
     
  4. Violinist

    Violinist Senior member

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    By outing your Superman tub?
    [​IMG]


    Jesus christ no.












    My basement with the bourbon street theme...
     
  5. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Senior member

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  6. Reggs

    Reggs Senior member

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    Luc-Emmanuel Senior member

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    wtf?
    the original poster is trolling.
     
  8. Luc-Emmanuel

    Luc-Emmanuel Senior member

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    i can't believe people actually use the word "baller". like it sounds cool or something. [​IMG]

    here are some pictures of lenny kravitz's pad in miami:

    http://home.planet.nl/~kravitz/images/house.html

    it's very panton "inspired"

    !luc
     
  9. MCsommerreid

    MCsommerreid Senior member

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    An entourage of 5 or 6 black men looking particularly "thug". At least, thats how we do it in the "Yay Area".....yo.
     
  10. JBZ

    JBZ Senior member

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    i can't believe people actually use the word "baller". like it sounds cool or something. [​IMG]

    here are some pictures of lenny kravitz's pad in miami:

    http://home.planet.nl/~kravitz/images/house.html


    I couldn't live in this house without the constant fear that HAL the computer would lock me in the bathroom one day and not let me out...

    - "Open the bathroom door HAL."

    - "I'm sorry JBZ, but I can't do that."
     
  11. Ambulance Chaser

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    Nothing says "baller" like a framed Scarface poster. Check out MTV's Cribs if you don't believe me.
     
  12. Lucky Strike

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    You could buy a few professional football players and athletes, and just keep them in the garden.
     
  13. JetBlast

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    I second the Bugatti/Ferrari/Rolex junkyard. Throw some Maybachs in there for kicks.

    You will also need a glass staircase. My friend has one and it is the most pimpin staircase I have ever seen. Ballin.

    I would also recommend putting oversized rims on your car, and parking it in the living room just because it can also be considered decorative.

    Brian
     
  14. dkzzzz

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    90" Plasma screen.

    Direct phone line to the oval office.

    Pictures of you shaking hands with world leaders.

    Sharcks with lasers...
     
  15. JetBlast

    JetBlast Senior member

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    In the bathroom. The freaking bathroom. That is the shiznit.

    And other famous people that are now dead, like James Brown. Just to prove you are cool enough to have seen them when they were alive.

    Brian
     
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    And other famous people that are now dead, like James Brown. Just to prove you are cool enough to have seen them when they were alive.

    Brian


    Have famous deceased celebrities relocated to your estate.
     
  17. johnapril

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    The smell of death on all seven continents in Ball jars with accent lighting.
     
  18. Nantucket Red

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    A poster on another forum describes a solid gold camel saddle studded with 12 Rolexes seen in the Middle East. I've just gotta have that baby in my living room!
     
  19. dirk diggler

    dirk diggler Senior member

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    1)pornstars in different themed rooms with famous celebrities holding dishes of condoms at each entryway.

    2) random loaded guns lying around for you to shoot shit when you get pissed off

    3) hot foreign naked broads wearing french maid outfits walking around and giving head to your boys, every hour, on the hour (bonus points if they swallow)

    4) nothing says Baller like a white tiger

    5) snakeskin condoms designed and molded to fit only your dick

    6) Private phone # so Bill Clinton can call to find where the party and bitches are.
     
  20. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Senior member

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    1)pornstars in different themed rooms with famous celebrities holding dishes of condoms at each entryway.

    2) random loaded guns lying around for you to shoot shit when you get pissed off

    3) hot foreign naked broads wearing french maid outfits walking around and giving head to your boys, every hour, on the hour (bonus points if they swallow)

    4) nothing says Baller like a white tiger

    5) snakeskin condoms designed and molded to fit only your dick

    6) Private phone # so Bill Clinton can call to find where the party and bitches are.


    Sounds decadent but will there still be room for the midgets?
     

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