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HOF: What Are You Wearing Right Now - Part III

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wish i had found a cleaner mirrored window but oh well
wore my new navy glen plaid suit for Easter Sunday
 
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Thanks, Spoo! I'm proud of me too. And of sugarbutch.

I think now, after 1 week, 2 days, 36 minutes and 45 seconds, you can send me a nice present. :)
 

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Thanks, Spoo! I'm proud of me too. And of sugarbutch.

I think now, after 1 week, 2 days, 36 minutes and 45 seconds, you can send me a nice present.
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I have an old humidor I can send you... you can put cheese in it.
 

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wish i had found a cleaner mirrored window but oh well
wore my new navy glen plaid suit for Easter Sunday

Hard to see the colors but fit looks good
 

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"His Sheepdip brings the ewes to the yard,
And they're like "It's better than yours",
Damn right, it's better than yours,
He could teach you, but he'd have to charge."

For the original, see URL below:



"My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession

The general consensus of individuals of male gender concurs that the product in question is of vastly superior quality to your offer"




I'm pretty sure this song is about blowjobs, though...
 

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For the first time this spring, by the afternoon, an overcoat will be superfluous.

Suit - J C Penney
Shirt - Kohl's
Tie - T J Maxx
Cufflinks - Bob's Stores
Braces - Marshall's
Shoes - Payless
Hat - Walmart
Scarf - Target

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"My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession


You know you have a problem when you read this and think "Damn, why is he talking about Lacoste based beverages? Must have been his autocorrect". But, it was really you.
 

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"My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession

The general consensus of individuals of male gender concurs that the product in question is of vastly superior quality to your offer"

I'm pretty sure this song is about blowjobs, though...


The song, I believe, is more about mammary glands of an attractive size and shape, and how they might be used to bamboozle the male of the species. Your interjection of oral sex seems to be entirely psychological projection on your part - perhaps you've fallen under the young lady's spell . . .
 

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I love it when crusty high brows his dirty talk.
 

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happy monday fellas
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But how do you explain the last line of the hook?

Roughly paraphrased as: "I could provide elucidation, but I would require remuneration"

Clearly you can't teach mammary glands!
 
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